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Tuna mayo sandwich

  1. #1
    Instigator Space Nigga
    ?
  2. #2
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Brown bread is fine too, but... I'm white, and you are what u eat u no?
  3. #3
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I'm not about to optimize the taste of a tuna salad sandwich because tuna salad is suboptimal to begin with. Just put it on some bread and shove it in your face hole.

    Sandwiches in general are kinda ass. I just eat bread, dried meat, cheese. No need to engage in culinary architecture - no need to construct a monstrous cathedral of carbs and animal flesh. Just take a bite of one, then the other. Sip some cold water. Mankind was meant to enjoy the simple things.
  4. #4
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    doent matter, it's tuna

  5. #5
    Bradley Black Hole
    White Alacore, white onion, mayo, salt goes on white bread


    White on white on white, I'd even do some provolone
  6. #6
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai I'm not about to optimize the taste of a tuna salad sandwich because tuna salad is suboptimal to begin with. Just put it on some bread and shove it in your face hole.

    Sandwiches in general are kinda ass. I just eat bread, dried meat, cheese. No need to engage in culinary architecture - no need to construct a monstrous cathedral of carbs and animal flesh. Just take a bite of one, then the other. Sip some cold water. Mankind was meant to enjoy the simple things.

    You're unemployed and don't leave the house, I'm sure you can find enough time in your day to make a sandwich...
  7. #7
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Solstice You're unemployed and don't leave the house, I'm sure you can find enough time in your day to make a sandwich…

    I could! A bit of dried meat, some good cheese, and fresh bread are simply the superior dining experience. 🧐
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