Replacing my analog telephone intercom with a fax machine 📠

1. 2024-04-11 at 6:39 PM UTC

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   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   I got some meth and had the greatest idea while taking apart the wall sockets I noticed the intercom is hooked into an analog phone line, the same kind that plugs into a fax machine or a home phone
   
   Imagine getting a fax when the courier arrived instead of a beep beep intercom it would go EEEEEEE BLEEERRPPPP KERCHUNK
   
   
   I have no idea what I'm doing