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GAME: What does my username mean?

  1. 2017-06-13 at 3:42 AM UTC
    #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by saltpewter - - - it seems like the prozac is working

    Been off it for months
  2. 2017-06-13 at 3:46 AM UTC
    #22
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by saltpewter - - - she's clearly the fugly one. your instinctual desire is just to reproduce with mongs.

    self-destructive instinct to improve them
  3. 2017-06-13 at 3:55 AM UTC
    #23
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Saltpeter is an ingredient in gunpowder. Am the pew is because a gun goes pew pew pew if you are like 13. Plz no noods
  4. 2017-06-13 at 3:57 AM UTC
    #24
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    saltpeter + pewter
    potassium chloride + pewter
    salt = chloride



    chloridepewter

    CLOMPUTER
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  5. 2017-06-13 at 3:59 AM UTC
    #25
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Because Peter James O'Tool channels me for being Peet

    I dig his saltdogpeet shreek

    or not


    BUT, sir, BUT salt peter is prolly in meds that make the ding dong less long AND salty peet has a reason to be salty since the Portnmantau is what I was telling everyone regarding (get this) SuperMarioNation of the system of Marrionette (we the people) and SuperMariorWorld as Mario RTT

    Jeff Hunter would often hold his secret meetings at the Marriott (as does Bilderburg)

    Mr O'Toole is a child of the SET. Probably stationed with Dr Mike.

    if none of this makes sense to anyone, it's because you're not old school &totse dialup kids
  6. 2017-06-13 at 4:01 AM UTC
    #26
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sodium chloride maybe. But an actual salt is not actually salt. So fuck you and your conspiracy theories.

    Though you may be on to something. So fuck me I guess.

    Fuck it. Fuck everyone. Who has the salt?
  7. 2017-06-13 at 4:04 AM UTC
    #27
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Pewter is a metal alloy actually, it used to be used to make tableware. Clearly a saltpewter is a saltshaker made of pewter. A salt shaker kind of looks like a dick, it's triple funny because saltpewter is an accurate representation of the object, if you shake a saltshaker salt comes out, and a saltshaker kind of looks like a penis, if you make the same motion one would make to shake salt on one's penis, cum comes out. The implication obviously being that sploo will extract salt from you(Make you cry) while enjoying it immensely(Orgasm).
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  8. 2017-06-13 at 4:05 AM UTC
    #28
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by AltarEgo Sodium chloride maybe. But an actual salt is not actually salt. So fuck you and your conspiracy theories.

    Though you may be on to something. So fuck me I guess.

    Fuck it. Fuck everyone. Who has the salt?

    Salt meant Salty.. like you're a Salty Sea Dog.. got your sea legs.. salted up and ready to rock! it means seasoned.
  9. 2017-06-13 at 4:06 AM UTC
    #29
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you're getting closer

    its not sexual
  10. 2017-06-13 at 4:07 AM UTC
    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by AltarEgo Saltpeter is an ingredient in gunpowder. Am the pew is because a gun goes pew pew pew if you are like 13. Plz no noods

    omg someone got it right

    Post last edited by saltpewter - - - at 2017-06-13T04:10:41.251792+00:00
  11. 2017-06-13 at 4:08 AM UTC
    #31
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by saltpewter - - - you're getting closer

    its not sexual

    What's the dashes for?
  12. 2017-06-13 at 4:08 AM UTC
    #32
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by AltarEgo Sodium chloride maybe. But an actual salt is not actually salt. So fuck you and your conspiracy theories.

    Though you may be on to something. So fuck me I guess.

    Fuck it. Fuck everyone. Who has the salt?

    not salt as in table salt

    CLOMP is onomatopaeic. CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP

    STOP CLOMPING AROUND ON YOUR CLOMPUTER YOU FUCKIN MONGOLCLOMP<ER
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  13. 2017-06-13 at 4:09 AM UTC
    #33
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by saltpewter - - - omg someone got it right

    That's pretty lame though. My explanation had multiple layers of irony
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  14. 2017-06-13 at 4:10 AM UTC
    #34
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I will thank every ALDRA post tonight until they stop making me semi smile at least. I love when he gets on a roll. You gotta be there!
  15. 2017-06-13 at 4:10 AM UTC
    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by saltpewter - - - omg someone got it right

    saltpeter is the gunpowder

    and pewter is the gun metal

    and - - - is the pew pew pew

    and the whole username is shaped like a gun.

    so it's a gun pussle

    you get an A-, everyone else here gets Cs and Ds

    i mean this is the most logical solution
  16. 2017-06-13 at 4:10 AM UTC
    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie That's pretty lame though. My explanation had multiple layers of irony

    Yeah, yours should win.
  17. 2017-06-13 at 4:12 AM UTC
    #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's a jackal!!
    A jackal!

    Jackal!

    It means jackal!
  18. 2017-06-13 at 4:12 AM UTC
    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Pewter is a metal alloy actually, it used to be used to make tableware. Clearly a saltpewter is a saltshaker made of pewter. A salt shaker kind of looks like a dick, it's triple funny because saltpewter is an accurate representation of the object, if you shake a saltshaker salt comes out, and a saltshaker kind of looks like a penis, if you make the same motion one would make to shake salt on one's penis, cum comes out. The implication obviously being that sploo will extract salt from you(Make you cry) while enjoying it immensely(Orgasm).

    We used to have one of those.. but My mom couldn't stop laughing at it and so we used it as a window decrotive piece.

    but you're correct about it commonly shaped like a dick. Also the material is very expensive from what I'm told. It looks like lead and heavy like it as well
  19. 2017-06-13 at 4:13 AM UTC
    #39
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dargo Yeah, yours should win.

    Fuck yeah, bud.
  20. 2017-06-13 at 4:14 AM UTC
    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Haha now I have a problem solving boner. Winning gets me a soooo hard.
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