I got diagnosed with terminal throat cancer, today, which I could not be more thrilled about...

1. 2024-03-25 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   If this isn't a troll thread I'm really sorry to hear it, I've always really liked you as a poster and a member of our community and I'd like for you to call me one time more before you die so we can shoot the shit one last time. You've always been a good e-friend to me and I am sad to read about this.
2. 2024-03-25 at 3:21 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Dying is easy, it's the living that's hard.

   
   No no no, you've got it all wrong.
   
   Dying is easy, living is a little less easy.
   
   It's ME that's hard.
3. 2024-03-25 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #23
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   We need a Going Away forum, where we can hold going away parties.
   
   "Where ya going?"
   "Pretty far!"
4. 2024-03-25 at 8:02 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   I wonder if we lose more users to death or gain more users to life.
5. 2024-03-25 at 9:12 PM UTC

   #25
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I wonder if we lose more users to death or gain more users to life.

   
   I think we're at a 3/5 ratio, death to life.
6. 2024-03-25 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #26
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   LARP.