Paranoia

1. 2024-03-25 at 5:07 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Anyone else here deal with paranoid delusions regularly?
   
   Here are my top 3
   
   1: Propping open the door to the walk-in freezer out of fear that a coworker will lock me in.
   
   2: Stashing cash in various locations so that it isn't stolen by family.
   
   3: Getting out of the shower and opening the bathroom door to make sure no one is looking through the door crack.
   
   (I had this thread typed out in a text file I just forgot to finish it)
2. 2024-03-25 at 6:25 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Nope. Everything I experience is 100% reality and it's everyone else part of the global brainwash enslavement that get mindwarped into being complacent and are punished when they are suspicious or question things too much, NOT ME!!!
3. 2024-03-25 at 6:42 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   Yeah... mine are all esoteric metaphysical paranoia though. Like this reality being false, being prison, and wondering what I did in the real reality to deserve being here. Or suspecting this reality is real and full of gods, some of whom are feuding with me. Or being paranoid that I'm secretly immortal and will exist in a state of forever-torment, forever.
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   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2024-03-25 at 8:30 AM UTC

   #4
   

   RETARTEDFAGET Houston

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs 2: Stashing cash in various locations so that it isn't stolen by family.

   
   OOHHHH mr moneybags spare me a dime! rich ass muthafucka
5. 2024-03-25 at 9:25 AM UTC

   #5
   

   ner vegas African Astronaut
6. 2024-03-25 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Just because your sharing it doesn't cancel out the fact it could be true.