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Started a small company to help get me out of poverty.

  1. #1
    Bradley Black Hole
    The Need of Society My Business Fulfills:
    I was told a lot of men wish their girlfriends were better at sucking dick so I thought about offering them a dick to practice on till they get a lot better and can satisfy their partners.

    How I will satisfy this need:
    So like you don't drive with your frightened family members when you learn how to drive, you drive with a qualified driving instructor who's willing to let you bump your teeth on his cock, be a little too aggressive, say ewwww or it's soo big and not take offense.

    Cost will be approximately 49.99$ for the first meeting and 20$ for subsequent meetings.

    Your girlfriend/sexy tranny will be so good at sucking big white dicks that you'll wonder why you didn't cum see me sooner!

    Also available: Males at varying costs (Price increases with weight).

    Clean, 420 Friendly, Take Vitamins, No Weirdos!
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    you will never make a penny you drug addicted dog rapist loser especially when I doxx your criminal record all over facebook marketplace

    Originally posted by Ellaria⏳ Lannies forum software is a FUCKING JOKE this forum supports narcissistic scumbag pedophiles like wariat and Kafka while protecting them. That's not what totse is about having 3 people on multiple accounts spam the forum and Bradley b be a faggot dog Rapist



    Join us over on newtotse.com to help fight against Lanny and his crappy software tirade
  3. #3
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Bradley The Need of Society My Business Fulfills:
    I was told a lot of men wish their girlfriends were better at sucking dick so I thought about offering them a dick to practice on till they get a lot better and can satisfy their partners.

    How I will satisfy this need:
    So like you don't drive with your frightened family members when you learn how to drive, you drive with a qualified driving instructor who's willing to let you bump your teeth on his cock, be a little too aggressive, say ewwww or it's soo big and not take offense.

    Cost will be approximately 49.99$ for the first meeting and 20$ for subsequent meetings.

    Your girlfriend/sexy tranny will be so good at sucking big white dicks that you'll wonder why you didn't cum see me sooner!

    Also available: Males at varying costs (Price increases with weight).

    Clean, 420 Friendly, Take Vitamins, No Weirdos!

    I can join too. We can do 64.99$ for double team sessions. 2 big white pipes is better than 1.
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    this is just ripping off big Bill Krozbyby dawgs "Bangem Tagem BRos" so you snuff him out and then steal his idea. We got a real corporate CEO in the making here folx

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby My best friend john and I have spent a lot of money on drugs and expensive dinners. We both have jobs but we are broke as fuck because we are always high and drunk. I want my buddy and I to start working out and get our act together so we can still get high but have our shit together a little bit more.

    My idea is to use a craigslist alternative (since welcome to donalds trumps amerika he ruined craigslist sex ads because of his antics) https://www.mizpee.com/sites-like-craigslist/ and set up a gig where my buddy and I whore our selves out to kinky rich jedi girls and house wives, any woman that has money.

    We show up wearing nothing but sun glasses, maybe a cap, and a speedo probably trippin a little bit of molly to set the mood right, give our lil rap and massage and kiss her up and down get her all horned dogged out smoke her (give her some ghb) out and then basically fuck her silly up her ass and vag (double dipped chicken)

    she gives us the money and we drink her booze while shes passed out and burn off.

    Questions comments? Would any of you datehook up girls be interested, we're single and ready to mingle and we're all bout that pussssaaaaaaay (though we would fuck jilliam if he paid us enough)
  5. #5
    Bradley Black Hole
    Kr0z is dead this is not rebranded, this is focused only on blowjobs for people not used to sucking big white dicks.

    Lol @ Helladamnleet cropping out Red in the photo. I am a mad dog stabber but I did not have sexual relations with that dog.

    That being said unfortunately we have become very booked due do to high interest. This is looking like a full time commitment.

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I can join too. We can do 64.99$ for double team sessions. 2 big white pipes is better than 1.

    You're hired, I'll have you take on the light work after their initial visit for those needing a little pointer.
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Kr0z is dead this is not rebranded,

    I respect the play. They say Will Keith Kellogg was just a weird vegan until he pushed that wheat farmer into the machine that makes a fortified grain meal replacement kibble and the rest they say was history
  7. #7
    Bradley Black Hole
    are you suggesting I killed kr0z to steal his idea to commit male prostitution?
  8. #8
    Warcry African Astronaut
    https://www.nwaonline.com/news/2023/may/23/rogers-man-gets-eight-years-in-prison-after/
  9. #9
    Bradley Black Hole
    Makes you wonder waht the dog did to him??? but no one asks those questiosn.
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley are you suggesting I killed kr0z to steal his idea to commit male prostitution?

    I don't even need to suggest it, I posted perfect historical proof that this is the case.
  11. #11
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    You should redo corn on the curb but on a different side of town.
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    Corn on the curb was actually a good idea but you let those mexicans press you off the block
  13. #13
    Bradley Black Hole
    they were black and yeah I really did
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