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Writing Dissociator aka Joe Zeller

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
  2. #2
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Dear Joe,

    I hope this letter finds you well, or at least as well as can be expected given the circumstances. Your recent actions have left us all shocked and disappointed, and I won't mince words: breaking into a lady's house just to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is unacceptable.

    What were you thinking, Joe? I understand you struggle with spice addiction, but that's no excuse for such reckless behavior. You put yourself and others in danger, and you violated someone's home and sense of security. This isn't a joke or a minor indiscretion. This is a serious offense with serious consequences.

    Your addiction to spice has brought you to new lows, Joe. It's painful for me to see you struggle with substance abuse, especially knowing the potential consequences. You need to stop, Joe. You need to take control of your life and make better choices for yourself.

    Know that myself and all your friends in space are deeply concerned about you. We love you, Joe, and we're anxiously awaiting your return. Your absence has left a void in our lives, and we're eager to see you back where you belong.

    I reached out to your supposed girlfriend, Christina Alvarez, hoping to find some support or understanding, but her response only added to my frustration. She seems too busy to care about anything to do with you, Joe. It's disheartening to see her prioritize her own agenda over your well-being. And mentioning that she spoke to your mother only angered me further. It's clear she's not the support system you need right now. She's probably sleeping with other guys but jokes on them am I right?

    But Joe, your life is not over. It's just beginning. There's a whole lot of living left to be lived, and we want to see you make the most of it. Please know that I'm here for you, Joe. I'll share anything you wish with your friends so that you have a voice to the outside world.

    Remeber that I too really screwed my early adult life up as well. I'm still paying for the consequences of my past actions and it's gay as hell (probably not as gay as you're being in jail though). It gets better. It gets a lot better but you have to work for it. I really hope you have had some time to clear your head. Please let us know what is going on with your case. Online it shows nothing has happened since June of last year and I don't want you to think no one cares. We are all just being as patient as we can be as there's not much else we can do.

    We all love you and miss you, Joe. Please take care of yourself.

    With love and hope,

    Andrew Steele

    Also, Brenda says "Hi"
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  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    WHAT UP ROSHAMBO ITS YA BOY BRADLEYB YA YOU KNOW ME

    I heard u in jail big homey, I was in jail for a couple months too for slashing a dog, but the dog isn't that serious they gave me some probation time and shit dawwwwwg, I heard u goin up state my nigga where the big boys be at, you're gonna get turned up and turned out. I figured you were doing a bunch of shitty drugs when you broke into that mansion tryna get u a warm ham and cheese. How high were you? I'd have bought you a sandwich or sandwich making stuff if you ever wanted it. I got food stamps now too. So they put me on house arrest and like a big part of my life was watching your videos and streams daily we really miss you, your whole fanbase really do. Anyway, I figure for breaking and entering, plus you burglarized the place and like took shit, so that's not good you probably getting like 3-10 years. Hopefully less but I already know it's gonna be a couple years. I'd send you some money, but I ain't got none. I failed out of college too when I went to jail so I gotta do that shit cuz I'm a big retard. Anyway, I hope you're doing good, FOnaplats said he will send my letter with his so if you wanna reply to me, BRADLEYB just address it "BRADLEYB" at the top and oh after you got locked up I started going blind so don't write in cursive or real sloppy. I hope your brain is healing now that you're not on stims and k2 but you're probably inhaling wellies and smokin twochi in the joint too cuz you're a polydrug/cock addict. Anyway, I hope u doing good or at least I hope you're doing aight. Look at the positives, you have a lot of opportunity to practice suckin a variety of dicks and that's a skill you can't put a price on.

    Your friend
    BradleyB.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    fona send my letter with yours please
  5. #5
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Not a peanut butter jelly. :/
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    it was a microwaved ham and cheese my source told me
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Hello BRADLEYB
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    PERIOD
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Hey DTE, hows it going with you?
  10. #10
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    U know. Wyd?
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley fona send my letter with yours please

    You want a stamp?
    You got a soup?
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by DontTellEm U know. Wyd?

    Shit chillin, I had to file 4 different SMART plans because I dropped out last semester when I went to jail and I gotta go through all these hoops to get back in there, fill out for the 2025 FAFSA, now I gotta wait for them to approve my smart Plan so I can get into my courses, a whole bunch of shit.

    And no I don't want a stamp, I assumed you have a printer and woudlnt' midn printing mine off. I didnt' think you wrote yours by hand and then typed it onto our forum, so it wouldn't be much to just send mine with yours.

    Please.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Soup. /scoff that man eats people son
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley Shit chillin, I had to file 4 different SMART plans because I dropped out last semester when I went to jail and I gotta go through all these hoops to get back in there, fill out for the 2025 FAFSA, now I gotta wait for them to approve my smart Plan so I can get into my courses, a whole bunch of shit.

    And no I don't want a stamp, I assumed you have a printer and woudlnt' midn printing mine off. I didnt' think you wrote yours by hand and then typed it onto our forum, so it wouldn't be much to just send mine with yours.

    Please.

    I used ChatGPT to write it. The only part I added was about his girlfriend fucking other guys and the part about how I screwed up part of my life too.

    The letter was already in the mail when I posted this. I'll put a letter in the mail for you but pm me your address because I don't want letters to Brad coming to my door from a cross dresser.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    how did you use AI to write a personal letter? lol, and okay I'll message u
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