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Day In The Life Of An NiS User

  1. #1
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    6:34 AM - I wake up to a dark bedroom and beeping alarm clock. I lay in my bed until 7 AM browsing NiS and the various other flame forums I frequent (Bastard Factory, The Blue Cashew, Kiwifarms, Etc.)

    Browsing this forum is the only place I get human interaction. I have lived alone for 16 years, as the breakup of the original TOTSE scattered the various friends I had collected over the years into the wind. A few of my old friends have resurfaced on this forum, many of them left after the constant, incessant bullshittery that is common on the site. However, some have stayed, and have given me some companionship, even if through a computer.

    7:00 AM - I roll out of bed and put on my clothes. Stare in the mirror at my chubby frame, wishing I was as thin as I was 20 years ago, when totse was in it's prime."ohhh, the good days." I say to myself.

    7:25 AM - I eat my breakfast: a Marlboro Red 100, a .5 gram joint, and 2 miller lites.

    8:00 AM - I get to my job and clock in, the same shitty job I've been working at for 15 years. I realized making friends while working here is a bad idea, considering the last 3 "friends" I have made at work have robbed me. Now I'm ready to perform 4 menial tasks for the next 9 hours in a sweatshop.

    12:00 PM - Ah, time for my lunch break. I sneak a couple Crouton caps while I'm in the bathroom. While I hit my vape and my cart. I pray that the manager doesn't walk in, but then I remember that he doesn't care either, and take another hit. Vapor is emanating from my stall like smoke from a chimney, but I figured out how to turn off the smoke alarm, so I'm good.

    5:00 PM - I'm finally off work, time to go home and take care of the house.

    5:30 PM - I finish my day by slamming another 5 beers and flipping through different forums that I keep pulled up on my web browser. I post about how I hate my job, even though I haven't tried looking for a new one.

    7:00 PM - I smoke a 2 gram joint, and do a few lines of blow. Now I'm on TinyBLTC getting absolutely fucked up with the few people just like me.

    1:00 AM - As I lay my head to sleep, I remember the good times. The times where you could post on Totse and have an active userbase converse with you, beyond basic bullshittery. The days before Newtotse and NiS where even necessary. The times where you could be racist online, and would be considered cool instead of depraved, Witty instead of Autistic.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Bradley Black Hole
    Spectral, is that you???
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    ITS TIME FOR ANAL SXX
  4. #4
    CandyRein Black Hole
    You can be as evil as you want to blacks..but say something about a gay …

    All hell will break out
  5. #5
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    A GOOD PLUG IS HARD TO FIND LIKE GREEK FOOD
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