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I lost my bank card at the supermarket today

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I was walking with my bank card in hand and it hit one of the shelves and it just flew away, I couldn't find it anywhere. I saw a teen kid working there and asked if he could get me a broom because I lost my bank card and it may be underneath the shelves. I couldn't see it so he went ahead and got on the floor and looked down to find it. He couldn't find it and then a coworker of his came to check what's going on and he helped looking as well. They didn't find it but that's fine, I appreciated the effort so I told them I wanted to treat them and asked for their schedules so I can see them that day, then I left to go home, sent money online from my bank account to my relative's bank card which I then used to take out $50 from a local ATM. I then got two $20 notes and I figured I should give it to those two guys that tried helping me as a gesture. One of them was already gone by the time I was there but the other one was there. I thanked him, gave him the $20 note but he refused to accept it, saying he didn't do it for any reward but just to help out and I insisted he take it, after half a minute of him not taking the money, he took it and thanked me. I'll be going back later this week to find the other dude and also give him $20. I hope he will accept the money the first second I offer it. I notice nobody takes your money immediately, they say "no, I can't take this" and then eventually take it. However, I once hit a latina girl with my driving lesson car and gave her $250 as a form of compensation because she said she didn't want any economic compensation for me. Be nice to me and I'll be nicer to you, so I gave her the $250 when I visited her later on at her house and she took it immediately without hestiation. First time I saw that hahaha, I was expecting a "no, I can't take this" moment but didn't happen.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I have lost my bank card so many times and this one was completely brand new that was sent to me by my bank. I remember a few years ago I went to get a new bank card because I lost the previous one and the post-wall middle-aged bitch was being rude and said "This is the umpteenth time you've lost your card!" in an almost angry fashion. So I wonder if I go to the bank if they will be rude like that again. What a stupid bitch though, like I'm not losing my card on purpose, am I? But of course, I have to stay calm and not lash out. I lashed out once at another post-wall middle-aged brown bitch (you know, one of those dotheads that bobble their heads as they speak) because I was bagging an item in my bag and she had the nerve to say "You have to pay for that first," like bitch I'm only putting this in my bag. I got pissed off and looked at her and said "Use your eyes first before you speak," and then I proceeded to put in my bank card in the machine and she says "You should not talk to me like that!" I said "No, you should just shut the fuck up." Then she started screeching while I calmly walked away, muttering the words "fucking bitch" under my breath.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Oh yeah, when I was holding the broom that the kid brought me, some white guy asked me "Hi, do you know where I can find..." and I interrupted him and said "I don't work here" with a smile on my face, and I continued "the people that work here have a uniform on with the logo of this store" and he said "My bad," I said "No problem!" That was funny. Especially because I was rocking my kameez.
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    Instigator Space Nigga
    Yeah I do that thing where I give money away aswell, it my way of thinking I'm balancing the universe or someshit.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i dont tip with money, i give advice knoweldge to all the waiteresses because trhats power , and priceless beyond words.

    i think if they took my advice they are rich now. its just my way of giving back
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    I told a waiter to not smoke in bed ..
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by CandyRein I told a waiter to not smoke in bed ..

    im going to start tipping with that , thats a good one.

    i tell them usually when they deliver my order of quantity 5 xl pepsi drinks from t-bell and they show up in a nice car i tell them 'hey, you would have more money if you dont have a nice car and you get a more efficient one'. literally saving them THOUSANDS of dollars, changing lifes out here

    or i had a woman at the store i told her to help me get a heavy item off the top shelf i was struggling with. i said , 'listen honey' you would have more money if you did not get so many tattoos. tattoos are a custom specialty service and can be very expensive to get, not to mention the opportunity cost when youre spending time in "the parlor" getting "inked" and therefore not earning moneys
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    Bradley Black Hole
    I aint ever gonna be nice to someone and give them money. I'll say thank you very much and I really appreciate what you did for me, etc but when it comes to giving someone 250$ cuz I bumped into them with a car or 20$ because someone looked on the floor you gotta be outta your fuckin mind. I bet you wouldn't do that shit if your parents weren't giving you all your money, MM. Jesus Christ bro if you were my kid I'd give you a white trash whooping and tell you to stop being so motherfucking giving my nigga!

    DOesn't your father work hard for that hundred paise to make 1 rupee, fuckin hundred rupees to the euro my nigga.

    Don't act like money just comes out of the ground my nigga, or better yet send me some oil money you rich ass nigger!
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    WellHung Black Hole
    UR BANK CARD SHOULD HAVE BEEN SAFELY TUCKED AWAY IN YOUR WALLET UNTIL THOSE TEMPORALLY RARE MOMENTS WHERE YOU ARE ACTUALLY PAYING FOR GOODS/SERVICES. WHY DO U WALK AROUND WITH UR BANK CARD IN UR HAND? THAT'S FOOLHARDY.
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    Bradley Black Hole
    yeah that is pretty stupid to do WH is right
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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Check for the card in between your butt crack
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Any updates on the situation..I hope that it’s been rectified
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    Ghost Black Hole
    moral of the story, should have used crypto
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Pardon me ..*rectumfied
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    Bradley Black Hole
    u really helped me Michael Meyers I was getting groceries yesterday and when I was done paying I still had my card in my hand and I thought, WOW THIS IS HOW MICHAEL MEYERS LOST HIS CARD so I put it away
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    Ghost Black Hole
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Any updates on the situation..I hope that it’s been rectified

    Originally posted by CandyRein Pardon me ..*rectumfied

    I haven't been to the supermarket since then, but unfortunately, the store is designed in such a way that once it's somewhere under the shelves, the chances of finding it is slim to none.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley u really helped me Michael Meyers I was getting groceries yesterday and when I was done paying I still had my card in my hand and I thought, WOW THIS IS HOW MICHAEL MEYERS LOST HIS CARD so I put it away

    Wise people learn from their own mistakes. But a genius is one who learns from other people's mistakes. I'm glad I was able to have a positive impact on your life, beyond the digital gates of NiS. Yeah, next time I take out my card, once/if I have a new one, it will be during check-out only. I've learned my lesson.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Ghost

    Based.
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Wise people learn from their own mistakes. But a genius is one who learns from other people's mistakes. I'm glad I was able to have a positive impact on your life, beyond the digital gates of NiS. Yeah, next time I take out my card, once/if I have a new one, it will be during check-out only. I've learned my lesson.

    Excellent advice and great news ❤️
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