What are your guys' favorite malt liquors?

1. 2024-03-03 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've only ever had steel reserve, it was ok but it got me drunk as fuck. What are some of your guys' favorites?
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2. 2024-03-03 at 5:48 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Big Bear was the best I ever had.
   
   Colt 45 and Oldje English are nasty unless it's ice cold
3. 2024-03-03 at 6:07 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Oldje English is a super recommendation. Glad you asked, I've drank most of the ones available in the west.
   
   My second favorite is Mickey's.
   
   Third favorite is Natty Daddy.
   
   Since you've tried the Steel Reserve another great recommendation is one of my favorites Hurricanes. Good rule of thumb is if it's below 6% don't bother with it.
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4. 2024-03-03 at 6:08 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I would say your should focus on:
   
   Hurricane, Oldje English, now that you've had a steel reserve you might want to try the Black Berry and other flavor Steel Reserves, they will either give you heartburn or you'll really like them.
5. 2024-03-03 at 6:08 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   What percentage are these then?
   
   7.5%?
6. 2024-03-03 at 8:24 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   steel reserve 8.1% for hurricane and steel reserve
7. 2024-03-03 at 11:43 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   Steel reserve was the shit back when I drank. Just drink to the top of the label on your first one and the horse piss flavor is already numbed
8. 2024-03-04 at 4:32 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Tried this for the first time today
   
   
9. 2024-03-04 at 5:55 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   6/10 very unique flavor profile
10. 2024-03-04 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What even is that, non-alcoholic malt liquor?
11. 2024-03-04 at 11:03 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    
    
    Tried their competitor today.
    
    Is sold as a non alcoholic malt cereal beverage.
12. 2024-03-05 at 1:41 AM UTC

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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    When I first started drinking it was 40's of Old E and as I got older my go to became Colt 45. Malt liquor is pretty shitty for you though if you drink on a regular basis I'd choose regular beer instead.
13. 2024-03-19 at 11 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by trippymindfuk When I first started drinking it was 40's of Old E and as I got older my go to became Colt 45. Malt liquor is pretty shitty for you though if you drink on a regular basis I'd choose regular beer instead.

    
    I used to drink A lot of the malt liquor sugary drinks, like 4 loko and shit. That stuff is satan incarnate. First, your drinking an MXD, next thing you know you have some goth chick sitting on your face behind the IHOP parking lot.
14. 2024-03-20 at 11:13 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I used to drink A lot of the malt liquor sugary drinks, like 4 loko and shit. That stuff is satan incarnate. First, your drinking an MXD, next thing you know you have some goth chick sitting on your face behind the IHOP parking lot.

    
    That sounds like a good night
15. 2024-03-20 at 11:22 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    MXD is king though, 12% alcohol in a 16 oz can that doesn't taste like shit for two bucks. I'm sure a 24 oz of 8.1 is similar alcohol content but I don't like the taste of turpentine and gasoline
16. 2024-03-20 at 11:43 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    nothing beats the OG
    
    
    
    a forty ounce of OE
17. 2024-03-20 at 11:44 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    pairs super well with crack cocaine and newports
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