What would you do if...

1. 2017-06-11 at 12:44 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   All your veggies tasted like fruit, and all your fruit tasted like veggies?
2. 2017-06-11 at 1:11 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Eat tomatoes
3. 2017-06-11 at 1:13 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Also, if their nutritional content is the same, I'd go nuts on the salads and become healthy as fuck
4. 2017-06-11 at 1:31 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Check myself into a psych ward.
5. 2017-06-11 at 1:32 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Malice Check myself into a psych ward.

   
   You should probably do that anyway. Me too.
6. 2017-06-11 at 2:12 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by mmQ You should probably do that anyway. Me too.

   
   Imagine how great it would be if we could both go in together, arm in arm, even being roommates.
7. 2017-06-11 at 2:20 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   brb imagining
8. 2017-06-11 at 4:32 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Imagine how great it would be if we could both go in together, arm in arm, even being roommates.

   
   I don't think you'd enjoy a psych ward much but what do I know?
9. 2017-06-11 at 4:38 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Piles of Crack I don't think you'd enjoy a psych ward much but what do I know?

   
   I don't know man, he could spend all day teaching the psychiatrists a thing or two about psychoanalysis.
10. 2017-06-11 at 4:44 AM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 1337 I don't know man, he could spend all day teaching the psychiatrists a thing or two about psychoanalysis.

    
    Well, at least acting autist*ic as fuck and sperging out would probably be an effective method of getting people I don't like to leave me alone. I'm fully aware that people do not like it when you act like this, particularly professionals. Most people are so egotistical they act as if you're attempting to compete with them and believe you're more intelligent and knowledgeable, you can't even have a discussion with them, they expect to be completely dominant and one-sided. And don't even think about ever correcting them.
11. 2017-06-11 at 4:48 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Most people are so egotistical they act as if you're attempting to compete with them and believe you're more intelligent and knowledgeable, you can't even have a discussion with them, they expect to be completely dominant and one-sided.

    
    Whoa bud, save it for the psych ward.
12. 2017-06-11 at 5:06 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I admit i'm wrong all the time. Holy fuck malice you really are stuck in your own little delusional bubble aren't you??
13. 2017-06-11 at 5:09 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My roommate in the psych ward told me he was working on an album and used to stand in our bathroom and sing loud garbled nonsense to himself in the mirror. He also would leave pages of "lyrics" all over the bathroom and when I looked at them it was a bunch of scribbles and shit.
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    • mmQ
14. 2017-06-11 at 5:15 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Piles of Crack My roommate in the psych ward told me he was working on an album and used to stand in our bathroom and sing loud garbled nonsense to himself in the mirror. He also would leave pages of "lyrics" all over the bathroom and when I looked at them it was a bunch of scribbles and shit.

    
    
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15. 2017-06-11 at 5:19 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon

    
    This was beyond Charlie level. It was like Egytian hieroglyphics.
16. 2017-06-11 at 5:40 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Piles of Crack My roommate in the psych ward told me he was working on an album and used to stand in our bathroom and sing loud garbled nonsense to himself in the mirror. He also would leave pages of "lyrics" all over the bathroom and when I looked at them it was a bunch of scribbles and shit.

    
    There was a guy who used the hall as a toilet when I was in. He would open his door and take a shit right outside of his room or take a piss standing in his doorway pissing into the hall. They put him in physical restraints so he started screaming at the top of his lungs like he was being murdered, so the psychiatrist sedated him. The nurses probably wanted to kill him. It was funny, I'm not gonna lie.