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Happy Birthday Dissociator aka Joe Zeller

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I know you've been locked up for a year and probably have a few more to go but I rest easy knowing you are safe where you sleep.
    My god I hope you have woken up and stopped acting retarded.
    I messaged your ugly bozo girlfriend (the whore) and have tried to see what it looks like where she is.
    My guess (and it's only a guess) is that you are doomed and you know it so you are wasting as much time in county jail as you can because you know damn well prison awaits you and as a gay man you're going to have sex with a lot of big dudes whether you want to or not.



    If you manage to make a deal with God for a second chance I hope you don't ruin it and end up in hell.
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  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    I can't get a letter thru he is truly trapped in prism and it's for 25 years for home invasion in his state and he is caught dead to rights. The kid is fucked and there is nothing anyone can do about it, he is probably currently experiencing a hell and pain and abandonment from the TOTSE community and everyone he ever knew more than anyone I have ever known.

    He will probably be a twitching broken person if he ever gets out

    it really is a sad case
    embedded bandcamp link
    Originally posted by Ghost JOSEPH THOMAS ZELLER (ID Number: 2022011261)

    ON 4/1/23, AT APPROXIMATELY 2314 HOURS, I, OFFICER LINEFSKY, WAS DISPATCHED TO 408 42ND AVE N IN
    REFERENCE TO A BURGLARY IN PROGRESS.
    UPON ARRIVAL, SWAT MEMBERS AND OFFICER STASHICK WERE ON SCENE DETAINING THE OFFENDER.
    I MET WITH THE COMPLAINANT WHO STATED THAT SHE PULLED UP TO HER RESIDENCE AND, AS SHE WALKED TO
    THE BACK DOOR, SHE SAW A WHITE MALE THROUGH THE KITCHEN WINDOW DOING THINGS IN THE KITCHEN. THE
    COMPLAINANT THEN WENT BACK TO HER VEHICLE AND CALLED 911.
    WHEN TALKING TO THE OFFENDER, HE STATED THAT HE WAS INVITED BY TWO FRIENDS OF HIS TO STAY AT THE
    RESIDENCE. THE OFFENDER STATED THAT HE DID NOT KNOW THE NAMES OF THE OTHER 2 INDIVIDUALS AND HE
    WOULD NOT GIVE US ANY INFORMATION ON THEM. THE OFFENDER STATED THAT HE AND THE 2 UNIDENTIFIED
    FRIENDS TOOK AN UBER TO WALMART AND THEN THEY WALKED TO THE RESIDENCE FROM THERE.
    THE OFFENDER STATED THAT THEY ENTERED THROUGH THE BACK DOOR THAT WAS OPEN AND SHOWERED IN THE
    HOUSE. THE OFFENDER STATED THAT THERE WAS A 3RD MALE WHO LEFT WITH THE OTHER 2 INDIVIDUALS TO GO
    TO WALMART AND THE POLICE SHOWED UP AFTERWARD.
    THE REAR KITCHEN DOOR WAS PRIED OPEN -LEAVING DAMAGES ON THE DOOR/FRAME OF THE DOOR AND THE
    KITCHEN WINDOW WAS BROKEN.
    THE KITCHEN HAD FOOD AND OTHER CONSUMABLE GOODS ON THE COUNTERS AND THE DRAWERS IN THE
    BEDROOMS WERE GONE THROUGH WITH ARTICLES OF CLOTHING AND MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS ALL OVER THE
    FLOOR.
    THE OFFENDER WAS TOLD HE WAS UNDER ARREST FOR BURGLARY 1ST DEGREE AND HE WAS TRANSPORTED TO
    THE MBPD JAIL BY OFFICER WALLIS
    SGT MINDALA WAS NOTIFIED AND CAME TO LOCATION.
    CRIME SCENE WAS NOTIFIED AND CAME TO THE LOCATION TO PROCESS THE SCENE.
    THE VICTIM WAS GIVEN A VA FORM AND BUSINESS CARD WITH THE REPORT NUMBER AND PD CONTACT INFO.

    Myrtle Beach Police Department
    Name (Last, First, Middle)
    Sex
    Home Address
    DOB Race
    ZELLER, JOSEPH THOMAS
    Age
    Business Address
    Scars, Marks, Tattoos, or other distinguishing features
    Also Known As
    Weapon, Type Dir of Travel
    Mode of Travel
    VehYr/Make/Model Style Color Lic/St VIN
    xx/xx/1999 24 W M
    Notes Physical Char

    https://lockedinprism.bandcamp.com/album/locked-in-prism
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    why don't you write him a letter and send him like ten bucks
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    He's a pretty humble dude too. Like for instance I was trying to look up the address for his jailhouse and found something interesting

    Joseph Thomas Zeller (May 2, 1908 – September 23, 1983) was an American football player. He played professional in the National Football League (NFL) with the Green Bay Packers for one season and the Chicago Bears for six seasons.

    He never rode on his high horse or acted any better than u or me, despite being one of the greats.
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  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley why don't you write him a letter and send him like ten bucks

    i've spent over $10 trying to get it to the J Rueben Long detention institute inmate 2022011261 UNIT : B but I think their system is fucked up they have a black person listed on their website but the south carolina has a correct photo.

    American Prisons are a black hole

    https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/29886569;tabIndexToSelect=0
  6. #6
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    That's a decent house to break into but ffs he was 1 block from a beautiful beach and the ocean. Why couldn't he have just went and relaxed on the beach?
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost i've spent over $10 trying to get it to the J Rueben Long detention institute inmate 2022011261 UNIT : B but I think their system is fucked up they have a black person listed on their website but the south carolina has a correct photo.

    American Prisons are a black hole

    https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/29886569;tabIndexToSelect=0

    He makes jaundice look good
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    He wanted a sandwich apparently
  9. #9
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Who doesn't want a sandwich from time to time
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats That's a decent house to break into but ffs he was 1 block from a beautiful beach and the ocean. Why couldn't he have just went and relaxed on the beach?

    that is a fair question, i blame the people he was with
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  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    do you think those people were real?
  12. #12
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Just as real as you or i
  13. #13
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Old Zeller

    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    is this real? his girlfriend looks like a smaller version of him with eyeliner on
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    I thought he was a gay crossdresser?
  15. #15
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley I thought he was a gay crossdresser?

    Yes and he was turning tricks in a trailer Park. He also identified as a garbage truck.
    He became physically attracted at the sight of her moustache.
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    he looks pretty trans-ready in the first pict.
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    Dude he sent me videos that go beyond weird
  18. #18
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    I only remember that computer chair one where he was spinning the wheels and singing
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