2023-11-18 at 4:27 AM UTC
i look in the toilet and i see youre reflection staring back, slampig
2023-11-18 at 10:30 AM UTC
*slams card on the table*
Ohh behave ….
;)
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2023-11-18 at 3:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
Your implying you fucked community members before which is every young totseans dream whether they get married like ck and tinted glass or rob pharmacies together like Silverfuck and mancannon. The closest thing I've ever done is sell drugs to one who didn't know I knew who he was. He was pretty special. Previously we had both decided to become friends and also threatened each other but I don't think either of us were posting at the time
I mean we’re all autistic retards so fucking a retarded chick is not exactly a feat or a testament to ones prowess. that said, idk how many of the women here are particularly attractive though, and im also not aure which would be cool enough to let the boiz run a train on her.
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2023-11-18 at 4:39 PM UTC
im gonna be on soft white underbelly "god threw me into a blackhole for being an asshole and i ent up in a parallel universe where i was captured by intergalactic transgressors and forced to perform various tasks to repay my karmic debt then when i was finally done i was ejected back to the OG timeline i came from like nothing ever happened but they told me if i tell anyone i risk being captured again and anally probed so i really shouldnt be doing this interview but at least im not talking about jacking off every christmas since 14"
YEEET
2023-11-18 at 4:45 PM UTC
annunaki gave me teeth rotting drugs so they could mine my mouth for gold fillings so they could use it in some weapon they were building for the dimensional merge at something they called the large hardon collider. they asked me to be a lieutenant in the war against god but i just started screaming I CAN ONLY IMAGINE by mercyme like i was in some metalcore band from 2009 so they eventually gave up
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2024-02-22 at 7:32 PM UTC
DH alert!@DH alert!@DH alert!@DH alert!@
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2024-03-01 at 4:40 PM UTC
Where's the Kingoffrogs playing card?
2024-03-01 at 4:49 PM UTC
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2024-03-01 at 4:50 PM UTC
I wish I had a Pokemon card