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  1. #41
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley I am American as well.

    I think it's super cool that God as like i'm finna destroy these two cities cuz he sent two angels to Lot lol and all the buttfuckers in town saw them come down from heaven and were like damn bro look at the cheeks on gabrielle i'mam stretch that nigga out till sun up, he got a cute lil friend with him we can fuck in the ass too if you wanna come wit

    next thing u know there's like 50 bradleybs outside the house and every one of them is trying to stretch sum

    and lot had two virgin daughters and he's like "please for the love of god, leave my guests alone, these two girls are virgin" and we're all like hell yeah i'll fuck that bitch raw double penetration (vaginal & anal) right off the ripper and like 45 minutes later we're back like bro let me get that tall one first and gods so frustrated he's like i'mma destroy this fuckin city

    that's me bro,

    Is jerking off to the Bible an American thing?
  2. #42
    Bradley Florida Man
    no lol no one else has ever done this and like mentioned it to others that I've known and no one online has ever said they do it
  3. #43
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley no lol no one else has ever done this and like mentioned it to others that I've known and no one online has ever said they do it

    Well, there's a first for everything, isn't there, Bradley?!
  4. #44
    Bradley Florida Man
    ya go for it, tell me what part you like jackng off to the most, are you a christian or a jedi?
  5. #45
    Bradley Florida Man
    do you jerk off still michael meyers?
  6. #46
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley do you jerk off still michael meyers?

    Almost every damn day hahahaha. I'm not even addicted to fapping but I think my dick just looks so nice that I keep doing it. It's beautiful, if I may say so myself!
  7. #47
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Forgot a word, hence the edit.
  8. #48
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bradley i have jerked off in solitary confinement to pretty much every sexual thing in the old testament

    I read the article. It said you wandered out of your apartment all disheveled and walked a ways over to your neighbor sitting down the road when you unprovoked stabbed the guys innocent dog. And there were multiple whiteness that said you stab the dog and your dog wasn't even around and it definitely did not happen the way you claim it did.
  9. #49
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I read the article. It said you wandered out of your apartment all disheveled and walked a ways over to your neighbor sitting down the road when you unprovoked stabbed the guys innocent dog. And there were multiple whiteness that said you stab the dog and your dog wasn't even around and it definitely did not happen the way you claim it did.

    Link?
  10. #50
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Link?

    https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/man-accused-of-stabbing-dog-in-miami-just-hours-after-leaving-jail/3168190/
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #51
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/man-accused-of-stabbing-dog-in-miami-just-hours-after-leaving-jail/3168190/

    Holy shit.
  12. #52
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Also, the anchor guy reminds me of Tachosomoza.
  13. #53
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Bradley is a violent strung out lunatic.
  14. #54
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Bradley is a violent strung out lunatic.

    so what ? don't look at his dog wrong and there wont be a problem. keep it moving, hardass
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