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  1. #21
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley i wasnt asking you, why would I think you were a girl

    I know, I was just trying to be funny. Guess it didn't work. :(
  2. #22
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Yes. a bigger dog not ona leash grabbed my dog by the neck and started shaking it so I slashed the bigger dog from its mouth to it's shoulder through its neck, which freed my dog.

    I'm a dog lover but ok, that's understandable. I hope you didn't kill it though.
  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    idgaf I'd stab a man, woman, child, animal, anything. THe minute I Feel like I can't win with my hands or feet I pick up a weapon and use that, my boy was in danger and nothing else mattered except what I was going to do so yeah I cut a poor defenseless animal that never saw it coming and thought shit was sweet until it was struggling to understand why it was in more pain than it had ever been in its life
  4. #24
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I love animals, I don't want to see them get hurt but sometimes if it's to save another animal, I think it's acceptable (with a heavy heart, but still).
  5. #25
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley @maddie like if you had a dick, were kinda skinny, white, (Not at tranny but tranny would be ok) and were just kind more feminine than me or more laid back kinda quiet and your name was matt but you liked going by maddie I'd probably PM u and try to be your friend

    but since you're a woman I"m not really interested in becoming close to you just based on who you are, a lot of people on this site will, stay away from solstice he's the biggest weirdo we got and desperate for female attention

    like a femboy?

    also i been cool with solstice for a month or two now, he never been creepy to me personally. so i dont mind him
  6. #26
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm a dog lover but ok, that's understandable. I hope you didn't kill it though.

    idgaf but yeah it did, i don't care if it lived or didn't live, i put the importance of mine over the importance of it and it did live and that's great but when I cut it I attempted to kill it, on god I swear to this, because my dog looked like it was going to be injured greatly and I disregarded all other notions or give a shits when I picked mine to be safe and cut.

    The only reason I dind't stab it in the face is because of the risk of hitting my dog or the blade going into my dog so I slashed it from right through the lips on the side of the face as the entry point. these things are split second decisions, saw my friend being killed, slashed the other dog, ran back inside my house and he called 911, it is what it is,

    people that already hate me will use this as a reason to hate me further but the above is my side of the story
  7. #27
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by maddie like a femboy?

    also i been cool with solstice for a month or two now, he never been creepy to me personally. so i dont mind him

    he will fall in love with you

    femboy is cool, or just not manly man, like idk how to explain it it's kinda gay. I like men that are less manly than ame (never more), kinda less hairy, smooth face, brown curls would be cool on aw hite guy, skinny (Hate fat guys), especially if they're into like fashion or archetecture or art

    hope that makes sense
  8. #28
    Bradley Florida Man
    with non whites I like them to be as ethnic as possible like no english (hispanics), really heavy accents (asians), straight ghetto (blacks but i've only been with 1 blakc guy and he was super disappointing/lame) but like if Im gonna date non white people I want them to be like extremes

    I don't like when people are like ya i'm a first generation immigrant and im like well u know how to say generation properly so i'm pretty uninterested u white washed mexican
  9. #29
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley idgaf but yeah it did, i don't care if it lived or didn't live, i put the importance of mine over the importance of it and it did live and that's great but when I cut it I attempted to kill it, on god I swear to this, because my dog looked like it was going to be injured greatly and I disregarded all other notions or give a shits when I picked mine to be safe and cut.

    The only reason I dind't stab it in the face is because of the risk of hitting my dog or the blade going into my dog so I slashed it from right through the lips on the side of the face as the entry point. these things are split second decisions, saw my friend being killed, slashed the other dog, ran back inside my house and he called 911, it is what it is,

    people that already hate me will use this as a reason to hate me further but the above is my side of the story

    Well, I don't hate you for it -- like I said, I think it's understandable but then again, not everyone would agree with me and that's fine as well.
  10. #30
    Bradley Florida Man
    i also heard in sodom and gemorrah that the guys wanted to rape the angels that visited some kike in the bible, i jerked off to that part cuz i would've been one of those buttfuckers trying to fuck the arch angels and shit banging on the door trying to bang in their backdoors

    also aliens I'd like to clap some cheeks of aliens, either illegal immigrant aliens or like real aliens from outerspae, if they got an asshole I'd fuck one especially if he wanted me to probe him and didn't want to probe me and said not to call him E.T. cuz he likes being called EightyBaby better and had a good job as a waiter, liked sucking cock, rubbing my back, had a cat
  11. #31
    Bradley Florida Man
    i'd also fuck a gay elf or fairy if those are real, especially if he looked like Legolas who is a major boner giver IMO

    like for white guys I like the trim/thin look, long straight hair, and the ability to be not gay when it comes to life like he's an archer and an elf and tall and sexy imo

  12. #32
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    this is all very interesting

    I like nether really smart hacker criminals or like football (soccer for the muricants) guys
  13. #33
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley i also heard in sodom and gemorrah that the guys wanted to rape the angels that visited some kike in the bible, i jerked off to that part c

    Uhhhh....
  14. #34
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by maddie this is all very interesting

    I like nether really smart hacker criminals or like football (soccer for the muricants) guys

    Aren't you American?
  15. #35
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I assume everyone on this forum is American until they say otherwise.
  16. #36
    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Aren't you American?

    i live in usa yes
  17. #37
    Bradley Florida Man
    I am American as well.

    I think it's super cool that God as like i'm finna destroy these two cities cuz he sent two angels to Lot lol and all the buttfuckers in town saw them come down from heaven and were like damn bro look at the cheeks on gabrielle i'mam stretch that nigga out till sun up, he got a cute lil friend with him we can fuck in the ass too if you wanna come wit

    next thing u know there's like 50 bradleybs outside the house and every one of them is trying to stretch sum

    and lot had two virgin daughters and he's like "please for the love of god, leave my guests alone, these two girls are virgin" and we're all like hell yeah i'll fuck that bitch raw double penetration (vaginal & anal) right off the ripper and like 45 minutes later we're back like bro let me get that tall one first and gods so frustrated he's like i'mma destroy this fuckin city

    that's me bro,
  18. #38
    Bradley Florida Man
    that's one of my favorite stories in the bible at least that I Relate to, i like the one where that guy was cursed or killed or some shit cuz his pull out game was 100 (Same) and gods like yeah i don't want you to fuck the earth, i want you to creampie that bitch and im like aw god im bad on your side too

    i don't like the new testament at all to be honest, like virgin births, forgiveness, that kike who called crime stoppers on his boy for 30 bucks and still ate dinner and kissed him and shit, i don't like that snitchin shit ya hear, n idk bro like baptises and healing people and shit that's fuckin gay bro i could write more interesting shit but like

    imma split the sea then split them cheeks - moses at the beach

    like hell yeah nigga i'll cum in your mouth and make you spit in my tongue fuck around and find out
  19. #39
    Bradley Florida Man
    i have jerked off in solitary confinement to pretty much every sexual thing in the old testament
  20. #40
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by maddie i live in usa yes

    I see! I thought perhaps you lived elsewhere, since you called soccer football instead of soccer like every other American does haha.
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