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  1. #21
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley will it be doggy style or is that a redundant question

    missionary is also possible
  2. #22
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Back about 1998 or 1999, Kansas City rolled out DSL service. I lived downtown just about half a mile from the main office. As soon as I heard it was an option, I called and booked an install and managed to get a morning slot on the first day of availability. Fortunately, I may have been the very first customer in the city to get the service as it is very unlikely they would have driven past any other customers when they left the shop first thing. Unfortunately, I may have been the very first customer in the city to get the service because after 8 hours or so, it still wasn't working and my room was a mess with cables and equipment.

    As the tech was working diligently, I picked up some of his paperwork. Paperwork with instructions. As he was finishing for the day with a promise to be back tomorrow to continue the install, I asked him if he had done Step 'X'. He said "no, they told us not to do that in training". So after he left, I did as his printed instruction sheet directed, and magically, it worked. He seemed irritated when he showed up the next day and told him I fixed it after he left.
  3. #23
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #24
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina missionary is also possible

    like the pilgrims?
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Ghost like the pilgrims?

    There was also the scissors.
  6. #26
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost like the pilgrims?

    why not
  7. #27
    Bradley Black Hole
    i drink espresso like I used to drink malt liquor and it feels good.
  8. #28
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Bradley good luck. You're famous!
  9. #29
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Holy shit I just got transported through a dungeon and a wall and back into my bedroom
  10. #30
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Holy shit I just got transported through a dungeon and a wall and back into my bedroom

    try not to die
  11. #31
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Holy shit I just got transported through a dungeon and a wall and back into my bedroom

    you are wizard

  12. #32
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Ghost you are wizard
  13. #33
    Ghost Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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