2024-02-20 at 9:31 PM UTC
always thought she was older than that
2024-02-20 at 9:32 PM UTC
This reminded me that my sister does pole-dancing for fun, not work. Okay bury the memory again Kafka...
2024-02-20 at 9:38 PM UTC
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[the staring tame crusher]
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2024-02-20 at 9:57 PM UTC
this reminds me, some couple were doing gun foreplay, he put a gun in her vag, it went off and he ran. i think she survived.
2024-02-20 at 10:11 PM UTC
I'm jus glad we're not all making assumptions about why she did it.
2024-02-20 at 10:22 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
We all know her innards probably resembled a chicken after it'd jumped of a high rise.
So she opted out.
Rip.
2024-02-20 at 10:26 PM UTC
If virgins feel tighter it's because they ain't wet.
2024-02-20 at 10:43 PM UTC
Weist! Do guys actually believe that having a lot of sex makes a vag looser or is that just a slur they came up with?
2024-02-20 at 10:48 PM UTC
again aldra what make su fink theyr enot jsut as fucke dup as me depsit ebeing female?
2024-02-20 at 10:48 PM UTC
how c na someone do domething like oldje and not be fuvked up?
2024-02-20 at 10:51 PM UTC
This girl I was infatuated with for two years, wiped her piss off a toilet seat with a banknote then used the same banknote to pay for something. Why am I having so many flashbacks tonight. She liked to rip her underwear because she thought it was hot. Idk why she was sending me her underwear pics when she knew I liked her and we weren't in a relationship. Idk why these girls like me but it never leads to a relationship but they still like me. I don't understand girls.
2024-02-20 at 10:52 PM UTC
Why did my ex gf kiss me three years later when our relationship only lasted two weeks.
2024-02-20 at 11:20 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
they say once you go black aint no goin back,, looks like she was doin a reset