suggest a username for dargo's rent-a-kid

1. 2017-06-09 at 11:01 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   dargo gets his kid sunday and is gonna get him to become one of our niggas. lets come up with a fitting username for the yoot.
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-06-09 at 11:03 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He won't be allowed on the computer, but thank you.
3. 2017-06-09 at 11:07 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   when did that ever stop a kid from going on the interwebs? if he's forced to go behind your back, then you just created a scenario that is way more dangerous for the kiddo. see you're a terrible parent already.
   
   
   
   
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4. 2017-06-09 at 11:07 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Neglected Skid
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-06-09 at 11:10 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No, he will be kept busy with more traditional, educational activities. Even playing legos is better than surfing the web. At age 7 there's really no need for him to be on the computer other than for learning how to type.
6. 2017-06-09 at 11:12 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Tommy
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7. 2017-06-09 at 11:13 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   don't think sophie all be happy, you being greedy and keeping him all to yourself.
   
   
   
   
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8. 2017-06-09 at 11:15 PM UTC

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   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   John
9. 2017-06-09 at 11:16 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo No, he will be kept busy with more traditional, educational activities. Even playing legos is better than surfing the web. At age 7 there's really no need for him to be on the computer other than for learning how to type.

   
   How else is he supposed to get fetish porn?
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   • RisiR †
10. 2017-06-09 at 11:23 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    why won't you flip out and act totally horrified at the mere suggestion of pedo shit like any parent would?? its not fucking natural, you should be literally screaming at your screen right now. you're a terrible parent, FLIP OUT AND ACT TOTALLY HORRIFIED YOU USELESS EXCUSE OF A FATHER YOU!!
    
    is the troll force is weak tonight?
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-06-09 at 11:26 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Dargo No, he will be kept busy with more traditional, educational activities. Even playing legos is better than surfing the web. At age 7 there's really no need for him to be on the computer other than for learning how to type.

    
    And what better way to learn how to type than interacting with a welcoming community of upstanding free thinkers?
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    • aldra
12. 2017-06-09 at 11:27 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Because shit liek this:
    
    

    Originally posted by Piles of Crack How else is he supposed to get fetish porn?

13. 2017-06-09 at 11:44 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Copper Zimmy
14. 2017-06-09 at 11:54 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Dargo Because shit liek this:

    
    what's wrong with fetish porn?
15. 2017-06-09 at 11:56 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny what's wrong with fetish porn?

    
    I'm going to indoctrinate him into being a Christian, and it doesn't fit the narrative.
16. 2017-06-10 at 12:04 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Dinky Dargo
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-06-10 at 12:19 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Zopper Jimmy
18. 2017-06-10 at 12:50 AM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Little Moe Szyslak.
19. 2017-06-10 at 12:51 AM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Piles of Crack How else is he supposed to get fetish porn?

    
    Sharing wifi's a start.
20. 2017-06-10 at 12:54 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    shit rat
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