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  1. #1
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I need it, i literally pass out from blood loss to my head every time i get a hard on. It's a tough life, but it's my life.
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    haha, benis

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  3. #3
    Two words:

    Caitlin Jenner.
  4. #4


    Thats why I was circumsized.
  5. #5
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Shitfucker

    Thats why I was circumsized.

    Haha, the jedis took your foreskin. What a loser. And before you give me this retard shit about hurp durp more hygienic i got studies lined up for you boi, that say all the suppsoed health benefits are bullshit.

    How does it make you feel to know your parents willingly allowed their son to be mutilated at birth? Must suck.
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  6. #6
    Originally posted by Sophie Haha, the jedis took your foreskin. What a loser. And before you give me this retard shit about hurp durp more hygienic i got studies lined up for you boi, that say all the suppsoed health benefits are bullshit.

    How does it make you feel to know your parents willingly allowed their son to be mutilated at birth? Must suck.


  7. #7
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    FUCK I AM SO EXCITED
  8. #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'M FUCKING PUMPED NIGGA!
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I was only partially circumsized, I can literally put a piercing (im not into that stuff) on the bottom part of my mushroom head that or a twist tie or whatever will fit through it.
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I was only partially circumsized, I can literally put a piercing (im not into that stuff) on the bottom part of my mushroom head that or a twist tie or whatever will fit through it.

    The thought alone gives me shivers.
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  11. #11
    Hey, Zanick got a dick piercing, right?
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Dargo Hey, Zanick got a dick piercing, right?

    Yes and he says it makes him feel edgy at the office knowing no one knows he has one... smh
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sophie The thought alone gives me shivers.

    Trust me it does for me, I wouldn't willing get a dick piercing. Its not noticible unless I pull back that membrane and I've shown it to girls and they are like what teh?!
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Sophie Haha, the jedis took your foreskin. What a loser. And before you give me this retard shit about hurp durp more hygienic i got studies lined up for you boi, that say all the suppsoed health benefits are bullshit.

    How does it make you feel to know your parents willingly allowed their son to be mutilated at birth? Must suck.

    How the fuck is circumcision still a fucking thing?

    Didn't it used to be done by a jedi rabbi? With his teeth?
  15. #15
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 How the fuck is circumcision still a fucking thing?

    Didn't it used to be done by a jedi rabbi? With his teeth?

    Yes that is exactly right. And pretty disturbing.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Sophie Yes that is exactly right. And pretty disturbing.

    Disturbing, but not particularly surprising
  17. #17
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
  18. #18
    Kuje Tej Houston [disorientate this purple-tinged ornithorhynchidae]
    My scrotal raphe is split from the base to halfway up my dick because my boners are so powerful
  19. #19
    NARCassist gollums fat coach


    ok guys, while sophie is passed out thru blood loss, you can take this opportunity to say anything you like about him.

    go...




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  20. #20
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    No, you're just fatigued from sucking so much dick.
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