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Kurt Eichenwald mr seizure, cucks himself by looking at tentacle porn

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    He blames his wife and kids and kids for looking at tentacle porn for a tweet he sent with disinfo on tucker carlson.

    I actually almost did something similar I printed out some screenshots from facebook for court for my attorney to use as evidence and one of the tabs said "cock sucking" and I didn't notice it until my attorney was showing it to me before taking it to the judge, and i was like "wait, that tab" and we looked at each other for a second and laughed chuckled about about it for a second and he grabbed his pen and crossed it out.

    When I was 14 I would print porn off the internet because kids didn't have cell phones back then, of womens asses and I put them inside of a shoe box with a bottle of bourbon and my mom went through my room one day (even tho I didn't have anything illegal) while i was at school and when my dad came home she busted me, and told my dad and he said I shouldn't have it but at least he knows im not a gay.

    Even this morning I couldn't sleep and didn't want to wake my concubine so I grabbed a brew and my lappy and went to the other room and got on the couch just watching youtube vids and like 10 minutes later she comes out of my room and into my room and says "what r u doing?!" while giving me a weird look like "I caught you jacking off in you're jack off room, you jack off!"

    and I'm just like on the couch with my boxers on watching a mukbang video with my cat sleeping on my feet. And she just got her shoes clothes on and left. it was weird.


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