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Corrupt a Wish
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2016-03-02 at 8:13 AM UTCSo, if you don't know how this works, the first person makes a wish. The next poster grants that wish, but corrupts that wish so it's somehow shitty and makes their own wish for the next poster to corrupt. For instance, "I want to live forever" -> "Granted, but you're trapped in a landslide and live forever; slowly going insane while you're buried in the rubble for eternity."
Simple, right?
I wish I was a beautiful woman. -
2016-03-02 at 3:01 PM UTCIf you wanted to tell people you want to be a tranny you can pull have just come out and said it instead of trying to beat around the bush... errr stump.
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2016-03-02 at 3:12 PM UTC
If you wanted to tell people you want to be a tranny you can pull have just come out and said it instead of trying to beat around the bush… errr stump.
your wish comes true! also HTS gets aids. -
2016-03-02 at 5:34 PM UTC
If you wanted to tell people you want to be a tranny you can pull have just come out and said it instead of trying to beat around the bush… errr stump.
I feel like you didn't quite grasp the concept of the thread... or even what a wish is for that matter. -
2016-03-02 at 6:06 PM UTCYou will become a beautiful woman but you will still feel exactly the same just with tits and one more hole because you were never "trapped" you are just mentally ill.
At first I read that the topic title was "Caught a Fish". I wish that was true. -
2016-03-02 at 8:18 PM UTC
At first I read that the topic title was "Caught a Fish". I wish that was true.
Your wish has been granted. But the fish OP caught an arothron hispidus and when he served it to you you died of tetrodotoxin poisoning.
I wish Donald Trump gets elected and makes America a fascist nation. Mussolini style bitches.
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2016-03-02 at 9:26 PM UTC
Your wish has been granted. But the fish OP caught an arothron hispidus and when he served it to you you died of tetrodotoxin poisoning.
I wish Donald Trump gets elected and makes America a fascist nation. Mussolini style bitches.
Granted but you get executed along with a bunch of beaners due to a paperwork fuck up. I wish i had a 18yo gf that looked like a 10yo. -
2016-03-02 at 9:54 PM UTC
Granted but you get executed along with a bunch of beaners due to a paperwork fuck up. I wish i had a 18yo gf that looked like a 10yo.
Le Granted, but it's a 10 year old boy that "she" looks like. Also she's paralyzed from the waist down and has a massive speech impediment to match her IQ of 73.
I wish I was immune to the negative side-effects of mass alcohol consumption and cigarette smoking.
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2016-03-02 at 10:44 PM UTC
Le Granted, but it's a 10 year old boy that "she" looks like. Also she's paralyzed from the waist down and has a massive speech impediment to match her IQ of 73.
I wish I was immune to the negative side-effects of mass alcohol consumption and cigarette smoking.
Granted, but your self-destructive tendencies compel you to pick up a more destructive meth habit. I wish my 18yo gf that looked like a 10yo was an actual girl, not paralyzed and had a high IQ (-_-") -
2016-03-02 at 10:54 PM UTC
Le Granted, but it's a 10 year old boy that "she" looks like. Also she's paralyzed from the waist down and has a massive speech impediment to match her IQ of 73.
Wish Granted, but soon thereafter you are diagnosed with a deadly bone marrow cancer unrelated to alcohol/cigarette's. So that night you go home and get blackout drunk, then you decide to go drive to get fast food. You wake up in a jail cell to find that you were involved in a hit and run, killing every occupant of a minivan full of kids going home after a celebratory soccer victory at chuckie cheese.
I wish I was immune to the negative side-effects of mass alcohol consumption and cigarette smoking.
I wish I find a hot fuckin 19-22 year old latina who wants my cock on the reg and we settle down very happy. She doesn't have hiv, doesnt get fat, we have 2 kids and are very happy. We have gratifying sex on the reg. We have lots of money. -
2016-03-02 at 11:19 PM UTC
Wish Granted, but soon thereafter you are diagnosed with a deadly bone marrow cancer unrelated to alcohol/cigarette's. So that night you go home and get blackout drunk, then you decide to go drive to get fast food. You wake up in a jail cell to find that you were involved in a hit and run, killing every occupant of a minivan full of kids going home after a celebratory soccer victory at chuckie cheese.
I wish I find a hot fuckin 19-22 year old latina who wants my cock on the reg and we settle down very happy. She doesn't have hiv, doesnt get fat, we have 2 kids and are very happy. We have gratifying sex on the reg. We have lots of money.
GRANTED, but as soon as you settle down in a nice, newly purchased home, christening the house and basking in your first night of the rest of your new, happy life, some malicious character from Fargo ND finds where you live and burns your house down while your family is sleeping inside. Everyone dies except for you, who suffers severe 3rd-degree burns rendering you incapacitated and confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your life. Anyone that cares about you abandons you and you're forced to live in an assisted living facility where your days are spent staring at whatever television program your caretaker decides for you to watch, eating and drinking when they allow you to and shitting your pants A LOT. You'll look something like this:
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2016-03-03 at 8:04 PM UTC
I feel like you didn't quite grasp the concept of the thread… or even what a wish is for that matter.
I feel like you wished I gave a fuck. -
2016-03-03 at 8:16 PM UTC
I feel like you wished I gave a fuck.
Granted, but nobody gives a fuck about what you do and don't give a fuck about. Eat a bun, RODENT. -
2016-03-04 at 1:01 AM UTC
Granted, but nobody gives a fuck about what you do and don't give a fuck about. Eat a bun, RODENT.
Granted but the bun Rodent eats is actually laced with experimental nootropics which make his IQ rise from less than 90 to over 200 overnight. With his newfound intelligence he creates a new version of you that makes you obsolete.
I wish I had money. -
2016-03-04 at 1:32 AM UTC
Granted but the bun Rodent eats is actually laced with experimental nootropics which make his IQ rise from less than 90 to over 200 overnight. With his newfound intelligence he creates a new version of you that makes you obsolete.
I wish I had money.
Granted, but
I wish I was Troy Aikman. -
2016-03-04 at 1:55 AM UTC
Granted, but
I wish I was Troy Aikman.
Your wish comes true! unfortunately, HTS gets AIDS.
