2024-01-28 at 10:44 PM UTC
then i can walk it down the street if i put a leash on it and if any mothafuckaz dog wants to start barking and start some shit well GUESS WHAT CUCK MY DOG IS AN alliGAYtor IT AINT GON MAUL YOU AND LEAVE EVIDENZ ITS JUST GONNA SWALLOW UR BITCH AZZ WHOLE first u hear a *ruff ruff* then a weird little BEULAGH swallow noise and then after that theres just no evidence at all
i mean realistically what are they gonna do, complain to the police?
"ey this fools alliGAYtor jsut striaght up MURKED my dog"
police: SHOW ME THE BODY
*umm well u see, about that....,*
police:get the FUCK out my face u DIGSUTING DIRTY CIVILIAN
