I started typing out "zoklet.net" in my URL field like a fucking retard

2024-01-28 at 7:42 AM UTC

#1

pass the cheese please Houston

I am a retard.

2024-01-28 at 9:41 AM UTC

#2

Ghost Black Hole

shuldnt you type in wwww. first

2024-01-28 at 9:42 AM UTC

#3

pass the cheese please Houston

Originally posted by Ghost shuldnt you type in wwww. first

NO MODERN BROWSER REQUIRES THAT, FAM

2024-01-28 at 9:57 AM UTC

#4

Ghost Black Hole

yes just type in giberish it will read your mind
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2024-01-28 at 10 AM UTC

#5

pass the cheese please Houston

Originally posted by Ghost yes just type in giberish it will read your mind
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you are the fax man, yes? I have been trying to keep up with who is who, but I think there is really like 10 unique members and the rest are alts which is lol, but whatever. I will play along.

Where do I fax to?

2024-01-28 at 10:30 AM UTC

#6

Ghost Black Hole

they turned off my service :(

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don't even get me started im just gonna start hitting my desk in anger

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yeah im applying at a fucking GROCERY STORE gas me with a fucking spoon

Every job I have I show up sober and a month later they want to unload every responsibility and bullshit onto me for basically no more money just to make my life worse and theirs slightly better, but whatever maybe this time will be different

I just need enough money to set up a ham radio, a few servers, some amateur satellite pirate gear, soldering board and some chip stuff to make my own drones and a fax line set up and I want to get into networking because I seriously think it's the future if these pajits can charge like $5k-$10k to switch a persons business network over to voip and foip and it costs them NOTHING to set up once you have your own dedicated servers you just plug them in, give them some shitty phones for FREE and charge them up the ass because who the fuck else will they go to when the competition is BIG TELECOM

btw Canada is a global telecom leader, I don't think we will ever become a technology leader in any area like silocon valley due to the government being fucking retards but our innovation in telecoms is world class DESPITE being shitfucked by fake red tape laws, monopolies and government interference at every turn

Uhmmmm yes hello sire please hold for customer support and ender your credit card number my friend

Originally posted by pass the cheese please Where do I fax to?

THEY NEED A PHONE NUMBER FOR SOME REASON IDK WHY IT WION'T JSUT LET YOU SEND TO A POP3 FOIP OR ℻MAIL ADDRESS INSTEAD OF A BIG TELECOM PHONE NUMBER> PERSONALLY I BLAME INDIA

Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$P₳C3☆🐏꒰-■^■꒱v🐑🏴‍☠️⫷ᔕ🌟ᔕ⫸⚡5H33P⋆°✩🪐 welcoem to heck

Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$P₳C3☆🐏꒰-■^■꒱v🐑🏴‍☠️⫷ᔕ🌟ᔕ⫸⚡5H33P⋆°✩🪐 *laughs in dialup*

Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$P₳C3☆🐏꒰-■^■꒱v🐑🏴‍☠️⫷ᔕ🌟ᔕ⫸⚡5H33P⋆°✩🪐 That's what that program does ^ two virtual modems , using MS fax and scam to transmit to a virtual server which can auto toss them to email pr print them out

the trick part is how do you do that outside of local network . I have a fax number 888-304-4985 but how do I set that to be my number for a server if thats accepting COM 2 PORT foip , not a fucking telephone signal. I have software to suck up a telephone signal but you need to configure it in the god damned wall and government servers to make it a connection or else it's not a PHONE connection

like watf where do you buy phone numbers, everyone charges rip off prices.

this shit makes no sense at all

2024-01-28 at 10:34 AM UTC

#7

Ghost Black Hole

for example SALLY A has a voice message of her saying NIGGER so she modulates it and sends BLEEEEEEEEP BLORT through email and SUZY B downloads the bleeps borts and has a computer program that unscrambles it to say NIGGER

so WHY exactly do you need a TELEPHONE NUMBER or ANYTHING a machine FUCKING ANYTHING literally two phones should be able to do this via bluetooth BY FUCKING DEFAULT OH ITS FROM THE 90S HAHA YOU GOT A BIG FAX MACHINE ON YOUR DESK WELL GO TO THE FUCKING GOOGLE PLAY STORE RIGHT NOW AND FIND ME A OPEN SOURCE FAX SOFTWARE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE HAD INTERNET PROTOCOL BUILT INTO FAX FOR ALMOST A DECADE AND NONE OF THE SOFTWARE WORKS THAT WAY AT ALL

WHY??? BECAUSE ITS A BIG GLOBALIST TELECOM SCAM!!! THEY NEED YOU TO USE THEIR CRAPPY PHONE LINES BECAUSE ITS HOW THEY MAKE MONEY

2024-01-28 at 10:35 AM UTC

#8

pass the cheese please Houston

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

2024-01-28 at 10:36 AM UTC

#9

pass the cheese please Houston

I WONDER IF THIS IS WHY THIS WEBSITE SUCKS? LANNY'S APPARENT LACK OF CONTROL OVER ANYTHING/EVERYTHING JUST LETS THE SAME 2-4 TROLLS, TROLL THE SITE OVER AND OVER? HMMMMMMM? BAN EVERYONE!

2024-01-28 at 12:43 PM UTC

#10

Ghost Black Hole

xobalt . not

2024-01-28 at 2:27 PM UTC

#11

Ghost Black Hole

vy

2024-01-28 at 3:08 PM UTC

#12

Ghost Black Hole

Originally posted by pass the cheese please I WONDER IF THIS IS WHY THIS WEBSITE SUCKS? LANNY'S APPARENT LACK OF CONTROL OVER ANYTHING/EVERYTHING JUST LETS THE SAME 2-4 TROLLS, TROLL THE SITE OVER AND OVER? HMMMMMMM? BAN EVERYONE!

Shut the up and kill yourself already it will never be fixed 😭❤️💖🙏🥺👉 cry harder 🙏❣️ you are literally an alt account 😤

2024-01-28 at 4:13 PM UTC

#13

EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut

no u didnt

2024-01-28 at 4:13 PM UTC

#14

EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut

honestly fuck lanny he has never cared about any of us. im taking this shit over, i am your moderator, father figure and god now

2024-01-28 at 4:24 PM UTC

#15

Ghost Black Hole

I will now post my folder titled "ZOKLET DOT NET"

2024-01-28 at 4:25 PM UTC

#16

Ghost Black Hole

proof

2024-01-28 at 4:26 PM UTC

#17

pass the cheese please Houston

Originally posted by Ghost Shut the up and kill yourself already it will never be fixed 😭❤️💖🙏🥺👉 cry harder 🙏❣️ you are literally an alt account 😤

You know that I am right. You and your cabal of 2-3 others have literally ran everyone off of this site and I am beginning to think that was the intention all along.

From what I can gather, there is about 10-12 unique frequent posters. The rest is alt accounts.

I realize the intention really is to be a troll, but I didn't realize that maybe the true intent was to actually drive everyone away so the site died.

I don't know what you'd do with your time if niggasin.space suddenly closed tomorrow. Probably to troll at one of the other shitty totse spinoffs until it died, too.

I've been lurking this site long enough to watch tons of posters just disappear. Check "Latest Threads" any given day and it's the same 2-3 people making them, and it's all trollish spam. Nothing of value or content. Aldra might be the only one who makes threads that isn't a spam shit bucket and even then, it's just copy/paste from news articles and his opinion on it.

I am beginning to see why everyone ultimately leaves here. There is genuinely no discussion at all. It's just shitty troll/spam posts. There is no knowledge here. There is no community. It's 2-3 trolls with an untold number of alt accounts trolling. That's it. It's like 4chan with a totse theme slapped on it.

Very disheartening.

2024-01-28 at 4:28 PM UTC

#18

Ghost Black Hole

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2024-01-28 at 4:32 PM UTC

#19

Ghost Black Hole

😭😂+🔺😭😭🥺♥ڿڰۣಌ ƖƝ MЄMƠƦƳ ƠƑ MƳ ƁЄԼƠƔЄƊ ƊƛƲƓӇƬЄƦ ⌚✨♣️♟♠️🎻🎞📽📜🪐🏹🤍🤎🥀😭🥲😩🍆😏😭🥺🥲🎤🦆🧜🏻‍♀️🫧🪸* 𝓢𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓑𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼

Originally posted by pass the cheese please You know that I am right. You and your cabal of 2-3 others have literally ran everyone off of this site and I am beginning to think that was the intention all along. From what I can gather, there is about 10-12 unique frequent posters. The rest is alt accounts. I realize the intention really is to be a troll, but I didn't realize that maybe the true intent was to actually drive everyone away so the site died. I don't know what you'd do with your time if niggasin.space suddenly closed tomorrow. Probably to troll at one of the other shitty totse spinoffs until it died, too. I've been lurking this site long enough to watch tons of posters just disappear. Check "Latest Threads" any given day and it's the same 2-3 people making them, and it's all trollish spam. Nothing of value or content. Aldra might be the only one who makes threads that isn't a spam shit bucket and even then, it's just copy/paste from news articles and his opinion on it. I am beginning to see why everyone ultimately leaves here. There is genuinely no discussion at all. It's just shitty troll/spam posts. There is no knowledge here. There is no community. It's 2-3 trolls with an untold number of alt accounts trolling. That's it. It's like 4chan with a totse theme slapped on it. Very disheartening.

🦉🥂☕🕰⌚✨♣️♟♠️🎻🎞📽📜🪐🏹🤍🤎🥀🇺🇸🏛😡😭💔😭(˵ ͠ಥ‿ ͠ಥ˵)😭🥲😩🍆😏😭🥺🥲🎤🦆🧜🏻‍♀️🫧⌚✨♣️♟♠️🎻🎞📽📜🪐🏹🤍🤎🥀

2024-01-28 at 8:58 PM UTC

#20

EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut

It's literally the exact same thing as IRL just that people feel comfortable using racial slurs here. That's the only difference. You are exactly what you claim to hate, probably because you believe you are above ever being wrong so when human nature kicks in and your actions slowly slide towards selfishness, there is no mechanism there to catch the contradiction so you continue to slide towards the blatant hypocrisy ive already discussed at length until youre entire existence is all lies/hypocrisy and you can't even see it or maybe you can but just cant admit it

SAD

you will never be me and ur mad and it's ok

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I started typing out "zoklet.net" in my URL field like a fucking retard