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  1. #1
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    when im not allowed to talk about anything i see or experience on a daily basis and im not allowed to experience anything i would be allowed to talk about. all my political/religious/philosophical opinions are misinformed AND have been turned into a joke at my expense. and everyone is seemingly just waiting to make my acquaintance so they can bait me into thinking theyre chill so that they can be like GOTU LLMAO OMG SO FUNNY

    serious question. even though you wont take it seriously because you have your own life and realistically have no clue what its like to be me. and im going to keep bumping it and talking shit til someone gives me a realistic answer. not just yOu ShOuLd TrUsT PpL mOrE when its 100% your fault i dont trust people to begin with because ive been burned every single time.

    its literally impossible for me to exist in a meaningful way that doesnt involve just making sandwiches for you. which of course is not meaningful at all to me. if you push someone into a corner where they have no other option but to fight back you WILL get war. its not the person you pushed into a corner and bullieds fault, the onus is not on them to avoid war its on the aggressor.

    oH bUt SeE tHiNgS fRoM oUr SiDe

    no. im not someone who naturally or unnaturally would assume the role of aggressor because im not a jealous faggot and im also not willing to lie to myself and just fuck my common sense to hell by intentionally eliminating all the rational cognitive dissonance that would arise from convincing myself i radically love someone while treating them like dogshit and exploiting them and laughing at them. when given a choice i will always side with the underdog and not the aggressor. and to be quite frank none of your bs soundbites or youtube celebs are going to convince me with catchy catchphrases when the logic is simply nonexistent or screwed the fuck up.
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    sometimes underdogs are underdogs because they deserves being one amd its foolish folly to just support underdogs for that they are.

    thats on par with niggers chanting nigger lives matter simply because .... well, theyre niggers.
  3. #3
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sometimes underdogs are underdogs because they deserves being one amd its foolish folly to just support underdogs for that they are.

    thats on par with niggers chanting nigger lives matter simply because …. well, theyre niggers.

    i used to think that then i saw what the non underdogs were doing and now i still believe there is a reason sometimes but i would much rather give the benefit of the doubt to the underdog since i dont know their story but i know the oppositions story
  4. #4
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    hi my name is takedrugskillpeople and id like to make ur acquaintance but first things first, i have some shit i must disclose because im a compulsive liar so to not immediately disclose the following would mean im a narcisstic lying manipulative egotistical douchebag. im addicted to every single drug there is, masturbation sex and porn, eating too much, not eating enough, gambling, lying, any and all sorts of criminal behavior, im basically the same exact thing as an evil child predator/molester/murderer because during lockdown i occasionally chatted online with a girl who was 19. im also a serial cheater and have no respect for anyone because i cheated on my gf once like 6 years ago. if after all of that you still want to hang out with me, you should expect no degree of privacy ever, and anything you tell me will be distributed and known by a shitload of people. this is beyond my control and no i cant tell you why. and yes it even applies in private spaces, there is essentially no getting around it, so if you spend any time with me or tell me anything at all you should expect anything that is said or that occurs to be now considered public. and even if its something from your past, its still going to be dug up and known by a fuckton of people so if you expect any reasonable degree of privacy or if you have ever once done anything wrong or that you regret, and you want to make my acquaintance, just be prepared for that to happen.
  5. #5
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    hows that for a pickup line fam i can feel the moist panties from here
  6. #6
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    im also lazy af and just want to exist by defrauding the government and anyone i can out of money so i can sit and home and do nothing alone because thats what i prefer to do. its not like everyone was a cunt and just talked shit/made fun of me/talked about suicide and crippling drug addiction at literally every single interaction i had for years on end coupled with my internet connection being totally commandeered to display violent and disturbing shit for years on end. a normal functional person would know that these things were happening and that its totally normal and would have just risen above it but me? im a fuckin idiot and didnt get it
  7. #7
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    why do you want to make friends?

    not a facetious question
  8. #8
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    also all your personal and family problems are my fault and so is everything else
  9. #9
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Girl, get a grip, come on, pull it together
    It's only a sun shower, we been through worse weather
    Like the stormy nights you wrote a "Dear Ja" letter
    And took my Benz and keyed and cut the leather
    Bitch, you know better, we live M-O-B
    Money Over Bitches, Murder, I-N-C
    I got two or three hoes for every V
    And I keep 'em drugged up off that ecstasy
    I'm a playground legend like Kirkland Pee-wee
    Name a nigga in the league got more game than me
    I play hard, there's so many women I fathered
    Meet 'em with scars and send 'em home hot and bothered
    Truth or dare, this life ain't apparently fair
    And a love with no glare is a crystal stare
    But we share, somethin so rare, but who cares, you care
  10. #10
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas why do you want to make friends?

    not a facetious question

    because the "friends" i have are cunts and wont leave me alone
  11. #11
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator Girl, get a grip, come on, pull it together
    It's only a sun shower, we been through worse weather
    Like the stormy nights you wrote a "Dear Ja" letter
    And took my Benz and keyed and cut the leather
    Bitch, you know better, we live M-O-B
    Money Over Bitches, Murder, I-N-C
    I got two or three hoes for every V
    And I keep 'em drugged up off that ecstasy
    I'm a playground legend like Kirkland Pee-wee
    Name a nigga in the league got more game than me
    I play hard, there's so many women I fathered
    Meet 'em with scars and send 'em home hot and bothered
    Truth or dare, this life ain't apparently fair
    And a love with no glare is a crystal stare
    But we share, somethin so rare, but who cares, you care

    are you sure you want to go with that "life aint fair" shit because youre right, life isnt fair, but if we allow that to be justification for being cunts then there are a lot of unfair things that can go both or any direction
  12. #12
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i realize thats probably the best you got though but now that i said that youre going to have your daily realization that im not a fucking idiot that can be ideologically shoehorned into a corner by some fallacious bullshit like most people can so youre going to back down from it and probably just not say shit and hope it solves itself
  13. #13
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    like sometimes people are just totally innocently minding their business and someone just comes up from behind and shoots them in the back of the head execution style

    "life aint fair"

    ok. so thats fair game then? is that the ruleset you are following? if not then why are there two sets of rules and who the fuck let you be the decider of that
  14. #14
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    let me tell you something kid, youve got to EARN my respect and you have done nothing of the sort. sound familiar?
  15. #15
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    im not saying your lying im just saying all youve done thus far is lie, refuse to admit your mistakes, and gloat in your hypocrisy and double standards and there is nothing in any of that to suggest honesty and everything to suggest lies.
  16. #16
    Kafka sweaty
    Lukale?
  17. #17
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE because the "friends" i have are cunts and wont leave me alone

    sounds like you need less friends then, not more
  18. #18
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    im also a sadist who hates children and i love murdering them by renting cars then asking people if i can drive their small child around while unbeknownst to them im just getting drunk as fuck then i just pretend it was an accident and get away scot free because the judge sees that im one of those rare exceptions2therules where i have both my white privilege card plus my n word pass and he just lets me go every time
  19. #19
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas sounds like you need less friends then, not more

    i cant get rid of them bro its like im a k pop star and theyre all nerdy autistic fucking weirdo stalkers or some shit
  20. #20
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i mean they literally fabricated a bunch of shit to try to get me to break up with my last girlfriend so they could be with me
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