What if your arms were made of beneigts.?

1. 2017-06-08 at 7:40 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I asked my buddy at work and he called me a stoner! Rude AF didn't answer my question at all.
2. 2017-06-08 at 7:54 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Beignets I meant. Ugh. Throwing this one to the Mongolvoid.
3. 2017-06-08 at 10:44 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   What if your ________________ was made of ________________?
4. 2017-06-08 at 10:45 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   watch Edward scissorhands
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-06-09 at 12:21 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   what the hell is a beignet
6. 2017-06-09 at 12:35 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   just a crusty doughy French dessert thing
7. 2017-06-09 at 2:59 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I don't even know what to say to a question like that, Mahee Mahee.
8. 2017-06-09 at 3 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   oh then idk i mean that would suck pretty hard because your hands would my moldy and stale by the time you're like a week old
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
9. 2017-06-09 at 3:02 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   You must be hard.
10. 2017-06-09 at 3:03 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The whole thing stemmed from the way they are layed out in rows of 4 in this pan and when I'm in a hurry the easiest way to grab them is to lay them on top of my arm, which would require more of an explanation but it's too much work, but I basically walked out of the cooler with beignets covering my arm and.. yeah.
11. 2017-06-09 at 3:04 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Gudentag'
12. 2017-06-09 at 11:31 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    thought you were a retard and meant bayonets
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-06-09 at 11:32 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by NARCassist thought you were a retard and meant bayonets
    
    
    
    
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    oooh! Who's the retard now?????????
14. 2017-06-09 at 11:34 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well who the fuck says 'what if your arms were made of doughy French dessert things'??
    
    seriously, who the fuck says that?
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-06-09 at 11:46 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A stoned cook holding a row of beignets over his arm.
16. 2017-06-10 at 12:11 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that's a pretty fucking dumb thing to say you stoner.
    
    
    
    
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