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2024-01-18 at 12:47 AM UTC
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| | Hogs of Entropy Text Files Present... | |
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| | "How to Live in Space with Fried Chicken" | |
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| | By: Mogel | |
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Hello, friends. This is my first in the line of many informative articles
that I will be doing for H03. You see, my entire life has been centered
toward this very moment, where I will write a text file that will fully
explain the technique of living in a space station with fried chicken
(Note: The 'fried chicken' was added purely for delicious effect!)
At this very moment there are ka-zillions of space stations that
are floating around... some will survive, but most will be miserably
abandoned in the wastelands of space... next to Madonna's career.
Actually, to have a cool space station you don't have to worry about the
hassle-and-bustle about growing food. Let me explain...
First let me get one thing totally clear! The point of having a cool
space station is to have fun. There's no other reason behind it...
although there's the illusion of doing science, the point of it all is
to eat fried chicken all around the orbit. And the more important thing is
to get respect in your area code for being cosmic. Everyone will think you
are really awesome and envy you. But the first thing to do is to get
chicken. If you have a spaceship, this is an easy task, you just do a flyby
to every planet with life and scan for chicken-like creatures. If you don't have a spaceship, you can still use
this method, just find a really cool station with codes. Then send the commander
money only if he will beam you some chicken, and tell them that to eat fried chicken in your space station or he will eject you. Another method to get chicken
is my favorite. You pick out 3 or 4 planets that are really cool and you
send them a message on every frequency they use every single time you pass by.
Now you have chicken.
The next thing you need is a fryer. The fryer is the most important
part. Don't pick any lame fryers that have words like "solar" or "air" or
"entropy". You need to have your fryer say what you are about!!!1! If you
want your fryer to be cool, you *MUST* have the words "deep", "oil", "crispy",
"yummy", and/or "fried." I have some suggested cool fryers:
UnhG = Ultimate Nibbling Hot Grease
PooP = Perfect Oil on Poultry
TfA = Totally Fried Awesomeness
TpM = Tasty poultry munchies
KUP = Killer Unbelievable Poppers
PHART = Poultry, Hot And Really Tasty.
Making "ArtuKulz" is a little tricky. Remember, if you want to be
cool then you gotta look rad. I suggest you get professional help. First
you should contact a graphic artist. Tell them you want really cool graphics
for a header. Since anyone that would actually bear the title "graphic
artist" obviously has no life, they will be happy to get it done right away.
The next part is the tricky part. You need to make articles that will
interest people. Here's the part that many stations run into a snag with:
everything you learned about fried chicken is from other people and you don't have
anything original to say! Most lame stations give up their chicken there... but,
never fear, as I love my Entropy children, I have the most amazing solution to"
