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1. 2017-06-08 at 8:05 AM UTC

   #81
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I wear jorts if i go hiking biking or swimming. But other than that o just wear pants. I have chicken legs

   
   You wear jeans shorts swimming? Why? I always have a pair of trunks on hand of I think I might SWIM.
   
   I wear mostly gym style shorts in the warm seasons herem occasionally nicer shorts when I'm going out with a lady or my family.
2. 2017-06-08 at 8:28 AM UTC

   #82
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mmQ You wear jeans shorts swimming? Why? I always have a pair of trunks on hand of I think I might SWIM.
   
   I wear mostly gym style shorts in the warm seasons herem occasionally nicer shorts when I'm going out with a lady or my family.

   
   Yeah, really short jean cutoffs, I don't why to tell you the truth, but I haven't owned a pair of trunks since I was like 16. I have a speedo and some swimming style boxer briefs for when I would do laps at the gym / swim team but thats too formal. I usually go swimming at barton springs and thats just what most of the guys around my age wear.
   
   My ex gf bought me a pair of trunks one summer from old navy and they were yellow or something I dont remember what the deal was with them but I told them to take it back and get me a tank top.
   
   Last summer I was hanging with this girl that moved here from atlanta and we were watching Its always sunny and in that episode charlie was wearing jean cutoffs and I mentioned to her how I did that too, and she was asking me why as well and said she'd offer to buy me some real trunks but I declined.
   
   
   
   But yeah barton springs is cool mq, if you ever come to austin we should drink some four lokos and look at all the dogs running around in the water.
   
   
3. 2017-06-08 at 8:30 AM UTC

   #83
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Oh I'd jump in with you and the puppies for sure. 4loko golds I presume.
4. 2017-06-08 at 8:44 AM UTC

   #84
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mmQ Oh I'd jump in with you and the puppies for sure. 4loko golds I presume.

   
   my favorite is the grape 4loko
5. 2017-06-08 at 8:32 PM UTC

   #85
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Is that you? Damn thats back when shorts were short

   
   Naw man, I had a better mullet and wicked dirty blonde/brownish hair
   
   those are like Richard Simmons Shorts.
   
   I was digging on the 80s chick .. I can't believe that hair was in style. only people in Walmart harbor such a loook these days
6. 2017-06-08 at 9:05 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I would grab you by your curly locks and drag you around, lil bro.

   
   Only if you call me Cymbaline while you do it.
7. 2017-06-08 at 9:06 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by infinityshock hey niggerlovingcockfagjediprincesswithasmallpenisandgapingasshole, come grab my curly cock and yank it around until you get the happy ending, little girl.

   
   Beat him up.
8. 2017-06-08 at 9:13 PM UTC

   #88
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Beat him up.

   
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9. 2017-06-08 at 9:19 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   When I see George Soros it's on sight with me, nigga.
   
   Take your hands of my bud or I'll fuck you up.
10. 2017-06-08 at 9:23 PM UTC

    #90
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † When I see George Soros it's on sight with me, nigga.
    
    Take your hands of my bud or I'll fuck you up.

    
    That Soros dude has some serious friends getting his back. Hard to get to My Man! good luck with your trek though.