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Corrupt a Wish

  1. 2017-06-08 at 2:45 AM UTC
    #81
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Oooh mindfuk.

    Granted, but it comes with a blowjob.

    I wish I had 9 million Chooties that never needed to poop or pee or eat or drink, all shiny furs and perfect health, living just as long as I do.

    Granted but your Chooties quickly smother you to death.


    I wish I was exempt from all legal penalties.
  2. 2017-06-08 at 2:55 AM UTC
    #82
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dargo Granted but your Chooties quickly smother you to death.


    I wish I was exempt from all legal penalties.

    Granted but you haven’t been picked up on radar for doing anything wrong which places you under the radar of suspicion and to be watched 24/7 for the rest of your life

    I wish for 3 more wishes that the granter can not make statements on :D
  3. 2017-06-08 at 2:59 AM UTC
    #83
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Granted but you haven’t been picked up on radar for doing anything wrong which places you under the radar of suspicion and to be watched 24/7 for the rest of your life

    I wish for 3 more wishes that the granter can not make statements on :D

    Granted but you are hereby thrown out of the game you little weasel.


    I wish I had some vodka right now.
  4. 2017-06-08 at 3:01 AM UTC
    #84
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dargo Granted but you are hereby thrown out of the game you little weasel.


    I wish I had some vodka right now.

    granted but retracted because i got thrown out of the game

    I wish I was back in the game
  5. 2017-06-08 at 3:04 AM UTC
    #85
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 granted but retracted because i got thrown out of the game

    I wish I was back in the game

    Granted but you must not make any more stupid requests trying to fuck with the very simple rules.


    I wish I could live off the grid.
  6. 2017-06-08 at 3:12 AM UTC
    #86
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dargo Granted but you must not make any more stupid requests trying to fuck with the very simple rules.


    I wish I could live off the grid.

    granted but only for 2 hours out of the day

    I wish I could live off of the grid
  7. 2017-06-08 at 3:28 AM UTC
    #87
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 granted but only for 2 hours out of the day

    I wish I could live off of the grid

    Granted but its not by choice, you were shunned from society.

    I wish i could make friends irl easy
  8. 2017-06-08 at 3:31 AM UTC
    #88
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by AltarEgo Granted but its not by choice, you were shunned from society.

    I wish i could make friends irl easy

    Granted but they are all SJWs.


    I wish I was a good carver.
  9. 2017-06-08 at 3:59 AM UTC
    #89
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dargo Granted but they are all SJWs.


    I wish I was a good carver.

    Granted but you are only good at carving on your own body.

    I wish I didn't need to sleep.
  10. 2017-06-08 at 4:14 AM UTC
    #90
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Granted but you are only good at carving on your own body.

    I wish I didn't need to sleep.

    Granted but its because you died.

    I wish i owned a successful business
  11. 2017-06-08 at 11:15 AM UTC
    #91
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by AltarEgo Granted but its because you died.

    I wish i owned a successful business

    Granted but all of your profits go to shareholders

    I wish I could quit drinking
  12. 2017-06-08 at 11:33 AM UTC
    #92
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Granted but all of your profits go to shareholders

    I wish I could quit drinking

    granted, but..



    I wish I was backstage at the Christina aguilera 'dirty' video shoot, in Christina's dressing room. then when she comes back in after filming in those tight little red panties and string bra, all sweaty and dirty, she crouches over me, pulls the gusset of those panties aside and proceeds to golden shower me all in my fucking face. its fucking awesome and I even open my mouth and let it go in. then when she's finished she says 'ah, I been dying for that all day'.




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  13. 2017-06-08 at 11:45 AM UTC
    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist granted, but..



    I wish I was backstage at the Christina aguilera 'dirty' video shoot, in Christina's dressing room. then when she comes back in after filming in those tight little red panties and string bra, all sweaty and dirty, she crouches over me, pulls the gusset of those panties aside and proceeds to golden shower me all in my fucking face. its fucking awesome and I even open my mouth and let it go in. then when she's finished she says 'ah, I been dying for that all day'.




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    [Works for me, I have no social life or aspirations for a social life anyway]

    Granted but you get sepsis

    I wish my teeth were immune to decay
  14. 2017-06-08 at 11:51 AM UTC
    #94
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fuck man, having that happen was worth getting sepsis for all day long :D

    granted but the sepsis makes me temporarily crazed and I punch out your bright shiny white teeth.

    I wish I could be a woman for a day and then go completely back to being a dude, no scars or surgery/hormones involved. just to see what its like being a lipstick lesbian. lipstick lesbian sex looks crazy fucking hot.




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  15. 2017-06-08 at 11:54 AM UTC
    #95
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist fuck man, having that happen was worth getting sepsis for all day long :D

    granted but the sepsis makes me temporarily crazed and I punch out your bright shiny white teeth.

    I wish I could be a woman for a day and then go completely back to being a dude, no scars or surgery/hormones involved. just to see what its like being a lipstick lesbian. lipstick lesbian sex looks crazy fucking hot.




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    Granted but sex as a male is no longer satisfying

    I wish drugs were legal
  16. 2017-06-08 at 11:55 AM UTC
    #96
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Granted but sex as a male is no longer satisfying

    I wish drugs were legal

    you got me pal, I can't think of a single thing that could be bad about that.




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  17. 2017-06-08 at 12:23 PM UTC
    #97
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Granted but sex as a male is no longer satisfying

    I wish drugs were legal

    Originally posted by NARCassist you got me pal, I can't think of a single thing that could be bad about that.

    Granted but they become entirely unprofitable and everyone stops growing/refining them, even seeds end up disappearing from the net.

    I wish I could make random people orgasm massively without touching them.
  18. 2017-06-08 at 12:33 PM UTC
    #98
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Number13 Granted but they become entirely unprofitable and everyone stops growing/refining them, even seeds end up disappearing from the net.

    Eh, at that point I could order the precursors and make them myself or have them custom-synthed

    I wish I could make random people orgasm massively without touching them.

    Granted, but everybody that you do it to thinks you're a demon that is trying to possess them and attacks you

    I wish I didn't have to wear contacts/glasses
  19. 2017-06-08 at 8:28 PM UTC
    #99
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Eh, at that point I could order the precursors and make them myself or have them custom-synthed



    Granted, but everybody that you do it to thinks you're a demon that is trying to possess them and attacks you

    I wish I didn't have to wear contacts/glasses

    granted but your opting in for laser surgery went terribly wrong and you're 100% legally blind

    I wish this can of 8.4 OZ of redbull would breed into multiple cans of 8.4 OZ of redbull
  20. 2017-06-08 at 9:39 PM UTC
    #100
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 granted but your opting in for laser surgery went terribly wrong and you're 100% legally blind

    I wish this can of 8.4 OZ of redbull would breed into multiple cans of 8.4 OZ of redbull

    Granted but it's literal breeding, you have to watch the red bull cans fuck and then the red bull stomach grow and then the can baby needs to grow up, other than that free red bull, might get bad after a few rounds of red bull incest though.

    I wish I had an underground bunker
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