I can't wait to move the fuck out

1. 2024-01-06 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   In about a months time i will be making a modest 40k/year, enough to move me into a decent suburban area, similar to where Fona is now.
   
   I can not WAIT to have my friends over whenever I want, be able to take a lady home after a night out (like i go out often), be able to eat only meats vegetables and fruits, take ALL of my nootropics and occasionally imbibe in ketamine and alcohol.
   
   I will be able to get a ketamine prescription fairly easily anyways, AND I will have the disposable income to afford spending a few hundred bucks on substances a year.
   
   (ketamine has actually been genuinely useful to me in the past and provided me with greater ease of introspection and meditation, something that is is near impossible to do with ADHD and especially with OCD. I've also found that occasional use of NMDA agonists helps my depression more than consistent SSRI use)
   
   Those 30$ ounces of weed (thanks StrainPirate!) hit different when you have bills to pay.
   
   FREEDUMB IS NEAR FOR KINGOFFROGS!!!
2. 2024-01-06 at 1:12 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   ducking
3. 2024-01-06 at 2:40 AM UTC

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   The Autodidact Yung Blood
   if your staying somewhere free save up first before you leave. always better to have something in reserve before you start blowing it all on rent.
4. 2024-01-06 at 2:41 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by The Autodidact if your staying somewhere free save up first before you leave. always better to have something in reserve before you start blowing it all on rent.

   
   That's the plan i am going to work at my new job for 2 or 3 months which should get me 8-10k saved up
5. 2024-01-06 at 2:48 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   ducking
6. 2024-01-06 at 8:22 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Then you can masturbate in the TV room in the middle of the day without it being weird.
7. 2024-01-06 at 8:23 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   ducking
8. 2024-01-06 at 9:40 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Instigator Then you can masturbate in the TV room in the middle of the day without it being weird.

   
   Already did that before...
   
   And I made my family watch...
9. 2024-01-06 at 9:58 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   one time when i was a little kid my parents made white mac and cheese for dinner but i never had the white kind, only the neon orange kind, so me being a kid, i figured the white kind probably tastes like shit so i threw a fit and said i dont want that shit, get it out of my sight. and my parents told me too bad, ur gonna eat it regardless. so i figured id try it out and took a bite and i thought it was delicious and by the time i finished it i wanted more but i knew my parents were going to be like sEe I tOlD u So so i just made up the perfect excuse: I would pretend like they were FORCING me to have seconds. OH KIDS, THEY DO THE DARNDEST THINGS LMAO. obviously even i knew that excuse was bullshit and so needless to say it didnt make it past my dad
10. 2024-01-07 at 1:40 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ducking
11. 2024-01-07 at 1:45 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    when I first moved out it was because I got into a fist fight with my dad. He ended up moving back in with me because he's a drunk retard *seinfeld music starts playing*
    
    or curb your enthusiasm