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my bathroom floor is once again inconveniencing the entire world

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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    theres this really long story that spans just under a decade of people repairing my apartment bathroom floor shittily and in incorrect ways like just sawing a 16 inch square hole in the ground to align some pipes because they didnt want to fix the threading or the bolt on one to attach it correctly, and then later when spiders started crawling up through the hole and crawling on my gfs face during the night just coming in and putting wood with holes on top of it and then the future plumbers lecturing me about it like i was the one who did it etc. so now the latest thing that happened is they sent a new plumber or floor guy and he dug up the bathroom floor and said that whoever did it the last 4 times was just throwing layer after layer of linoleum on top of each other and so there was a fuckton of mold building up between each layer over the years and he had to cut it all out and clean it all and he seemed pissed off at my because of it. which, i feel bad for him having to do unecessary work, but it is a little humorous because it seems i am the only person in the world who actually doesnt really care about the bathroom floor that much but then i constantly have other random people who for one reason or another take issue with it and they all blame me for each others interactions with my bathroom floor, lolz.

    so anyways they redid the entire bathroom floor, replaced the sink/vanity and the toilet and it took 3 days where i had to walk down the street to take a shit at the college and couldnt take a shower and everyone complained that i didnt take a shower as well, lmao. but i dont really have like $200 to just blow on a hotel room just so i can shower, sorry bros. anyways so after they did that they threw the old sink/vanity/all the boxes the new ones came in and some other shit they used to install it in the side yard where the trash goes and at first i was like "ah thats a pretty sleek look, im gonna jump in on that" and i threw some shit over there too but then the next day i was thinking i should probably pick it up but by then it was too late because it had already caught on as a trend with idek how many people dumping their cardboard and random shit in the side yard, lol. it almost seems like theyre passive aggressively angry with the bathroom guys for dumping their shit over there but i was informed that nobody is in fact passive aggressive except for me, so it cant be that. plus they dont even live here and as far as i know have no reason to be back, so its not like theyd ever even know or anything. it does seem odd as something that would take off like a trend but i am definitely out of touch with the real world these days so it could be that?

    folks, i have no idea plz help
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  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    your ugly
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood your ugly

    we all ugly
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    Imagine, fruys, just putting more linoleum, on the linoleum!!!
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