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Why can't cool shit ever happen

  1. #1
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Like a 3 day warning of an impending doom from a giant meteorite entering our atmosphere and watching the build-up of everyone crying and screaming and scattering about.

    what would you guys do? sleep?
  2. #2
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I was thinking we're due an epic terrorist attack or a mega tsunami...fingers crossed
  3. #3
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I was away for george floyd and covid and all the crazy riots and protest, so the fucking universe owes me one.
  4. #4
    Third Temple African Astronaut
    I was just being snarky, Instigator. cott damn you're twisted

  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    people would lose too much money, nothing will ever happen. The world powers actively prevent things from happening, neighbors will call the police on anyone that tries to do anything. nothing will ever happen.

  6. #6
    Nibiru and her solar system is rapidly approaching. The debris field alone will be super-heated particles travelling at over 30,000mph, incinerating everything in its path, like rain, fire from the sky. Then Nibiru will tug at the Earth as it passes through our solar system, our Sun's sister companion, sending continents into motion. Armageddon. The end of this wicked system of things. As foretold in days of olde. The Winged Destroyer. Wormwood.
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