What would you do if a waitress obvious spilled a whole pot of hot coffee on you?

1. 2017-06-06 at 3:37 PM UTC

   #21
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by RestStop Remove my baseball cap and sunglasses revealing my blackout sclera contact lenses I use just for occasions just like this and look at her and say "Momma said life is like a box of chocolates; ya never know what ya gonna get."

   
   its life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
2. 2017-06-06 at 4:32 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I would forgive her and wouldn't speak of it again. I don't want to cause any trouble.
3. 2017-06-06 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #23
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   that beard keeps u safe if ur in a muslim area
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
4. 2017-06-07 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Radical Muslims live outside the trouble-bubble in the UK it seems.
   
   Remember, I said Radical ones.. Not all people are baddies
5. 2017-06-07 at 2:49 AM UTC

   #25
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Radical Muslims live outside the trouble-bubble in the UK it seems.
   
   Remember, I said Radical ones.. Not all people are baddies

   
   
   
   
   please stop your homoerotic virtue signaling in every goddamn post
6. 2017-06-07 at 2:51 AM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   LOL. WHY is butt formally called buttocks?
7. 2017-06-07 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra
   
   
   please stop your homoerotic virtue signaling in every goddamn post

   
   It's my tagstyle, Fam!
   
   -_-
8. 2017-06-07 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   aldra, are you still viewing the shades at night! remember to keep them slightly position upwardly-open. Your Will, will bring them to you.. keep staring at the blinds. you will see them outside!
   
   It's important you follow my instructions or they won't show up until it's too late!
9. 2017-06-07 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #29
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 It's my tagstyle, Fam!
   
   -_-

   
   
10. 2017-06-07 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #30
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 aldra, are you still viewing the shades at night! remember to keep them slightly position upwardly-open. Your Will, will bring them to you.. keep staring at the blinds. you will see them outside!
    
    It's important you follow my instructions or they won't show up until it's too late!

    
    no but I left my windows open up until it got too cold like two weeks ago
11. 2017-06-07 at 3:30 AM UTC

    #31
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Malice Start dancing from the thought of the payout I'd get from suing them.

    
    First thing I thought.
12. 2017-06-07 at 7:35 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra no but I left my windows open up until it got too cold like two weeks ago

    
    You're not focusing enough, Bruh! Maybe you need a new set of Venician Blinds! :|