2022-12-05 at 4:49 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
fuck a 16 yr old anally for at least 20 seconds without her auitting on me or bailing.
2022-12-05 at 9:19 PM UTC
my dream is to be a large negro that goes around and proclaim 'ah has a dream' before getting shot.
2023-03-05 at 7:39 AM UTC
i had a dream i was carrying a pail full of lead chunks (they were shaped kinda like chunks of orange peel ) and i started eating them because they would help me but also i knew it was bad for me in other ways so i didn't finish the bucket. then i started scraping my teeth out like cream cheese
2023-03-05 at 6:09 PM UTC
I had a dream I was at the airport on my boogie board. Lots of snow was melting so the taxiways were flowing a lot of snowmelt and I was trying to boogie board it.
Later we were doing a B&E on a big building and we must have got hungry and needed to go to lunch or something because we decided to leave for a bit, when we got outside the coppers were speeding up to the building so we just played it off and ran from the building like we were escaping the booglers.
I got in the car with my brother and it was really messy with all of his sporting goods and I ent up getting a fish hook thru my big toe
Then I found out about a guy in Alaska who would bite his whiskers but they got stuck between his teeth and his whiskers were so hard that it like hella wore his teeth out
2023-03-06 at 5:37 PM UTC
I thought woke was when you took the red pill (speed) to "WAKE UP NEO" and be free from the illusion. Check your terms, liberal.
2023-05-05 at 6:29 AM UTC
i dreamt that we were connecting a submersible pump, in a barrel of acid. so i would be working with my hands in it. i says: hey i dont think this will work because the acid will burn me and the other guy is like no it wont hurt you unless your skin is cut, your skins not cut is it? well against my better judgement i did it anyway even though i knew it was bad but i needed to be macho, so i did the work real quick with my arms and hands submerged, when i was finished i went and hosed off real good and by the time i was done hosing off, my arms were golden brown like a super suntan , it was fucked up
2023-05-05 at 8:34 AM UTC
I ain't never thought I'd live long enough to regret being alive so long, but this year might be it
2023-08-28 at 1:56 PM UTC
I was at Walmart and grabbed a 12 pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale bottles, then I was carrying it around the store perusing their items. I had to go poop so I took it into the toilet with me and got distracted on my phone and ent up spending a long time on my phone while in the crapper.
I left the toilet and was going to check my beer out when a undercover store manager in plain clothes stopped me for my beer. Most of the bottles were already open/empty the implication was that I was drinking the beers in the toilet to steal them.
But someone else set me up by drinking them and putting back in the box and in the frigerator aisle
2023-11-22 at 11:41 PM UTC
My dream was I was working at a janky water treatment plant, a chemical leak splashed on my bare legs and started burning them. I rushed to the emergency bath tub and stripped down and got in that cold water to stop the burning. A sexy nurse came up to me like *tsk tsk tsk* and told me I can't be taking naked baths at work, told her it was an emergency and she helped me with my burns.
I forgot to tell anyone there was a chemical leak ( reminds me of the job at the soler panel factory ) which caused an emergency condition and all these waterworks started like a tsunami flooding everything.
I inspected my leg and realized the chemical burned thru and my leg and it was just hollow/empty inside like my legs were just the skin, with some sheetmetal reinforcements. I was honestly taken aback and had my mind blowed
2023-12-11 at 6:53 AM UTC
My dream was I was standing on a busy train platform , an spoiled bitch-princess started harassing a guy , and then looking at me for approval. The guy wasn't having it and he started punching her in the face , bloodying it up , and looking at me for approval. Everyone looked at the fight in shock and he ran away.
Then I went to visit my cousin at her apartment with my mom. My cousin was black in my dream. Her boyfriend was also black and had a beard and shirtless on the couch.
After that I was at a shopping mall as a Pyro from Team Fortress 2. I was lobbing flares EVERYWHERE ( as a Pyro does ) and people were looking at me unimpressed. I was just a video game character and they were real, my flares did not effect them.
Then I jolted awake like OH FUC ITS WAY TOO BRIGHT FOR WHEN I SHOULD BE GETTING UP, having had pressed SNOOZE 30 mins earlier and overslept the following larms
