What would you do if a waitress obvious spilled a whole pot of hot coffee on you?

1. 2017-06-06 at 1:52 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   *obviouly on purpose
   
   And then sarcastically was like "Wooooops" and then all tne other waitresses giggled? This is what deserves to happen to any "never hit women" male SJW's.
2. 2017-06-06 at 1:54 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I'd probably spit in her face and shove her to the ground and walk out with not paying
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3. 2017-06-06 at 1:57 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ^ hell yeah I bet darth beever would do something similar.
4. 2017-06-06 at 2:01 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Well she would not get a tip that's for sure.
5. 2017-06-06 at 2:31 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'd say something like "My bestfriend who was my grandmother dies today and now this.. Well I guess I'll pay my bill now and go home to my puppy golden retriever, Waitress your eyes are just like them.. she has those same kind of kind eyes"
   
   then win her heart over. you can imagine what happens after that
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6. 2017-06-06 at 2:39 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   "Do a rape."
   
   -Luke Skywalker
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7. 2017-06-06 at 2:44 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Start dancing from the thought of the payout I'd get from suing them.
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8. 2017-06-06 at 2:46 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ^ Ok. Now just for the hell of it lemme ask what would you do if the owner and all witness are in on it and you can't ?
9. 2017-06-06 at 4:47 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Shitfucker ^ Ok. Now just for the hell of it lemme ask what would you do if the owner and all witness are in on it and you can't ?

   
   Build a bomb or attempt to burn down their establishment and hope to not be sent to federal prison
10. 2017-06-06 at 4:49 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mmQ "Do a rape."
    
    -Luke Skywalker

    
    I don't think I saw that episode
11. 2017-06-06 at 4:51 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Build a bomb or attempt to burn down their establishment and hope to not be sent to federal prison

    
    You mean you would...
    
    
    
    ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR
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12. 2017-06-06 at 4:57 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Dargo You mean you would…
    
    
    
    ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR

    
    lol
13. 2017-06-06 at 7:55 AM UTC

    #13
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Build a bomb or attempt to burn down their establishment and hope to not be sent to federal prison

    
    Bill Krozby is literally promoting terrorism. Better save this for our case against him.
14. 2017-06-06 at 10:48 AM UTC

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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Well usually those pots are glass so in self defense she'd get glassed with her own pot
    I have to wonder what a white knight would do in that situation, get down and kiss her feet?
15. 2017-06-06 at 10:50 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    "Burn" her with a taser in self-defense
16. 2017-06-06 at 11:26 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    drag her by her hair into the bathroom and gorilla-fuck the shit out of her. she obviously asking for it.
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-06-06 at 11:38 AM UTC

    #17
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Remove my baseball cap and sunglasses revealing my blackout sclera contact lenses I use just for occasions just like this and look at her and say "Momma said life is like a box of chocolates; ya never know what ya gonna get."
18. 2017-06-06 at 11:43 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by RestStop Remove my baseball cap and sunglasses revealing my blackout sclera contact lenses I use just for occasions just like this and look at her and say "Momma said life is like a box of chocolates; ya never know what ya gonna get."

    
    that was sounding cool as fuck until the bit where you quoted forest gump
    
    
    
    
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19. 2017-06-06 at 11:49 AM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by NARCassist that was sounding cool as fuck until the bit where you quoted forest gump
    
    
    
    
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    I figured it would only add to the "WTF" factor. I thought about saying "This is what you're all gonna become; you're all gonna die." Though it sounded too cliche.
20. 2017-06-06 at 11:53 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by RestStop I figured it would only add to the "WTF" factor. I thought about saying "This is what you're all gonna become; you're all gonna die." Though it sounded too cliche.

    
    shoulda gone with...
    
    
    
    
    
    
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