Just bought a new Apple Watch for myself

1. 2023-12-09 at 8:16 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   I ain't stupid I don't have money for that shit fuck that.
2. 2023-12-09 at 9:03 PM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   they call it an apple watch because you wear it while you watch someone else fuck your wife
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
3. 2023-12-09 at 9:57 PM UTC

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   Third Temple African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   
   I ain't stupid I don't have money for that shit fuck that.

   
   prolly a knockoff.
   
   wanna buy a bridge?
4. 2023-12-09 at 9:57 PM UTC

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   Third Temple African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood they call it an apple watch because you wear it while you watch someone else fuck your wife

   
   why are your jokes so bad? must be a canadian thing
5. 2023-12-09 at 10 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Third Temple why are your jokes so bad? must be a canadian thing

   
   It's a good joke. It implies people who buy apple products are all cucks, which is a fact.
   
   
6. 2023-12-30 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
7. 2023-12-30 at 6:09 PM UTC

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   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   yea apple watches are fucking garbage
   fuck apple in general
   i did like iphones because ease of use and they used to be and sometimes still are way more robust than android but i have google pixel now and its the best and cheaper too
   
   iphones now are retarded, they ran out of ideas so they just keep adding fucking cameras to it. people will be upgrading every new release and shit just to get a 4th or 5th camera like what fucking difference does it even make?
8. 2023-12-30 at 8:07 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   My smasnug phone is great, thanks. 👍