2016-02-10 at 8:56 AM UTC
Alright, if you didn't get drunk your first time drinking, then you can skip that that story and post your real 'first time drinking' story, or you can add a brief description of what happened(like I'm going to do).
Me first...
My first time drinking, wasn't an actual getting drunk experience. One of my older brothers stole a beer from a family gathering and we went to my uncles barn to drink it. I took one sip and didn't drink any more of it because I couldn't stand the taste.
My first time getting drunk was my second time drinking. A guy I knew in high school that rode BMX as well and was a few years older than I, was having a party as his house and invited my older brother and I. My mom and step dad were going somewhere that weekend so it was a perfect time to go do something. My brother had his friend show up with an 18 pack(I believe) of budweiser. We had to walk a long ways to get to this guys house and on the way my brothers friend handed me a beer which I just decided to gulp all the way down in one gulp(because I somehow hated the taste of beer at that time). He handed me another and I began drinking normally.
By the time we got there, I had drank only about four beers and felt buzzed. The party throwers parents hadn't left town, and instead were crashing this guys party. But it was funny because this guy was kind of a punk rocker type and kept the party going on his back porch while his parents watched from inside(it was his birthday so his parents didn't call the cops). We were beery bonging and I remember some pouring wine into the beer bong when I beer bonging a couple of beers.
The party thrower said at one point that I couldn't leave until I puked or passed out because it was my first time drinking. But some guy wanted to fight my brothers friend so we decided to leave. On the way home I remember talking about how if the police spotted us, they might make us walk the line. So we were trying to walk on the white line that separates the street from the bicycle lane and I couldn't take more than three steps before stepping off of it.
We made it home, I ate some bread, drank some water, and passed out. Woke up the next day felling great.
Your turn.
2016-02-10 at 9:36 AM UTC
First time being drunk my mom was out for some reason and I downed probably half a bottle of sherry. Didn't like the taste although being drunk was fun. I actually remember punching myself in the face (not too hard, but hard enough to leave a bruise apparently) because I enjoyed the tactile stimulation, something I did the first few times I got drunk. I think I played video games for an hour or something and then passed out on the couch.
Second time my dad dragged me to some get together with his former fraternity bros that he was always super into but I DGAF'd about. I didn't know anyone there and it was pretty awkward so I just hung out by the keg and, lacking anything better to do, drinking to avoid standing around awkwardly doing nothing. Ended up drinking enough that I couldn't really walk straight, ended up waking up at like 3 in the morning and puking on the floor. I spent most of the following day curled up wishing I was dead. My dad will never let me live that down although I maintain it was his doing for taking his 13 year old kid to a house party where they didn't know anyone.
Since then though I've never actually thrown up while drinking, although frequently enough the day after.
2016-02-10 at 10:42 AM UTC
My fathers VSOP Cognac of abot 18 years old. I drank half the 80 dollar bottle needless to say he was pissed. I was 13 at the time and drunk for two days.
2016-02-10 at 5:40 PM UTC
My first time was when I was like 3 years old lol. I drank whole cup of beer someone had left on the coffee table at a family gathering and apparently I got pretty drunk off it.
My first time drinking intentionally was boring though. I was 12, and I drank a bunch of wine out of the fridge after everyone else went to bed, then I posted online for a while and fell asleep on the couch.
2016-02-10 at 5:45 PM UTC
I'm pretty sure I was 15 or 16 and it was awful. I got so sick. The first few times I tried alcohol I hated it. All it did was make me dizzy and throw up. I preferred weed. I was a big pot head (ugh!). Now it's the opposite, I much prefer alcohol to weed. I think the very FIRST time I tried it though, I was house sitting and I stole the people's alcohol with my friends and we played hide and seek in the dark outside.
2016-02-17 at 2:23 PM UTC
At a fancy wedding when I was 13 and my mum kept slipping me vodka pepsis and then a few champagnes and I couldnt even see properly. After the reception and lots of food I went home and drunk dialed everyone I knew
2016-02-17 at 2:29 PM UTC
First time: 13, stole 7 beers from my neighbors porch, got double vision
Second time: 13, stole 10 beers from my neighbors porch, ended up puking up chinese fried fish all over my uncle's back steps
2016-02-17 at 3:29 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
The first time I ever got "tipsy" was when i was like 10, I kept sending my lil bro to go get me cups of boxed wine at a neighbors bbq.
Started getting shit faced almost ever day of the summer when I was 15. I would put my parents liquor inside of water bottles and hide gin and bourbon behind books on my book shelf.
First time I ever got found out by my parents I was drinking was one time and one time only, School had just started I was still 15, i tripped mushrooms at the lake with my friend, end up going back home, drank a full bottle water bottle of rum, ent up waking up naked on the bathroom floor covered in vomit with my dad slapping me crying.
I love to drink, but I don't do it nearly as much as I used to the last few years.
