mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
It's Thursday, And You Don't Even Love Me. If You Loved Me, Would You Call Yourself A Better Person, If You Loved Me? I Am A Better Person Becuase It Is Friday And I Feel A Little Bit Better About Myself, But When It Is Saturday, I Will Not Love You Anymore.
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But he’s slick …if I don’t react to one ..he won’t say anything at that moment
He will wait until he sees me ..and he’ll say something like asking a question about it and I gotta admit I didn’t see it because I don’t know the intricacies behind it
So...when I was like 20 yrs old I was just chillin at home listening to the radio toking nam saying ....
Then my friend and her friend come rushing through the door ..
So she’s like hurry up and call the radio station they’re giving away tickets to some male exotic dancers .. supposedly the Chicago vs Texas loll...
So I’m like okay.. so we’re all calling @ the same time and somebody gets through and wins the 3 tickets...
So im all excited because I never went to one and thinking ohh this gonna be poppin!!
So y’all... I get dressed to impress I mean I got grown woman sexy .. nam sayin....
We drive to this location and go in and it’s like all these women everywhere all seated at tables and I see random men scattered throughout the place ... and they’re all half naked!
And I’m like ok.. I guess this is what I signed up for so we go to a table ... and I’m high as kite just observing my surroundings...
And I realize all the men .. asses were extremely plump.. like women and I was extremely not into that at all.. like how is all y’all booty this big !
So I next thing you know one of these kats start heading towards me and I’m looking like wth is he finna do...
Next thing I know the nigga done through me all in the air in some awkward azz position bouncing me all around...
and I was extremely uncomfortable but I played it off because I can hear people all into it and I’m just being swung around my this big booty strong nigga in this bedazzled outfit ... and I’m just wow... wth did I sign up for lmao
