Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Oh hai guys, I'm college profester and I'm going to buy a new gamer lappy. *Drops 3grand on lappy from wish.temu.zbay* Oh idk why it's not workeing. Maybe it's McDaniels wifi... I hope they don't kick me out of their bathroom again. I brought a change of shoes so I can change my look while hiding in the toilet. Derp skeet derp gotta make more toilet pasta.
OK you peglegged neocon bastarde-carborundum, who got pegged at the cracker barrel
Fucker Guy who was interdicted by KFC security after infiltrating kitchen ,wearing a trench coat like a Latina version of inspector-gadget and was apprehended while trying to siphon the Colonel's gravy into a repurposed colostomy bag (overfunded HSA account )
you never insult a mans computer system especially when it has as many bits as were talking about. and if you were a real man you would know that but youre not (because your a woman )heard
next time you try to fuck with the best use a moist serviette first to whype all the gravy off youre face or no one will take you serious