The dick that I piss out of is bigger than the dick that I fuck with.

1. 2016-03-19 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't have a small dick, but it's just that my piss dick is way bigger than it should be...so when I whip my dicks out she shes my piss dick and thinks its my fuck dick and is like "Woah!" and then I gotta tell her that it actually my piss dick ... Too bad piss dicks can't get hard.
2. 2016-03-20 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #2
   Industrial Houston
   detachable penis?
3. 2016-03-20 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   How is this even physically possible.
4. 2016-03-20 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #4
   arthur treacher African Astronaut

   detachable penis?

   
   
   
   fucking king missile...forgot about them.