2017-06-04 at 4:26 AM UTC
I'm smart, interesting, attractive.
Are there other positive human qualities?
2017-06-04 at 4:29 AM UTC
Being charming, saintly, charismatic
2017-06-04 at 4:42 AM UTC
i glued my hands to my face and im typing this like stephen hawking now
2017-06-04 at 4:45 AM UTC
0/10
The only smart, interesting, and attractive thing you could ever do is kill yourself.
2017-06-04 at 4:49 AM UTC
^ explain why in 5,000 words or you jus bullshitin
2017-06-04 at 4:50 AM UTC
Shouldn't you be working on your non-existent resume?
2017-06-04 at 4:52 AM UTC
I padded my resume with fortune cookie shit