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Asking kids to get in your van and then you take them to the woods

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    To stroke a non existent puppy?

    Folks?
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    What if you only have a Sedan?
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    to help find missing puppy/kitten in the woods is more convincing.
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    What about help finding a missing penis in the underpants?

    "Oh there it is! in your butt!"
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    Originally posted by Kawkasian What about help finding a missing penis in the underpants?

    "Oh there it is! in your butt!"

    so. you like boys.

    kimda expected.
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so. you like boys.

    kimda expected.

    Um no on mentioned boys...gayboy!
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    is there a reason butt is the first thing you mention.
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny is there a reason butt is the first thing you mention.

    Well the first thing I mentioned was a Sedan...umm are you obsessed with boys butts that you only focus on those...and again, boys wasn't even mentioned!
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    Originally posted by Kawkasian Well the first thing I mentioned was a Sedan…umm are you obsessed with boys butts that you only focus on those…and again, boys wasn't even mentioned!



    Originally posted by Kawkasian What about help finding a missing penis in the underpants?

    "Oh there it is! in your butt!"

    its clear as day.
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its clear as day.

    Comprehension fail?

    Asking the victim to help find a missing penis...and then once in the woods saying "Oh there it is in your butt"

    ...absolutely no mention or correlation with it being a boy...only in your mind

    GAAAAYYY
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    Originally posted by Kawkasian Comprehension fail?

    Asking the victim to help find a missing penis…and then once in the woods saying "Oh there it is in your butt"

    …absolutely no mention or correlation with it being a boy…only in your mind

    GAAAAYYY

    onky boys wear underpants.

    girls wear panties.
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny onky boys wear underpants.

    girls wear panties.



    If I'm asking her to help me fine a missing penis in underpants...I'm obviously talking about her helping me find mine by digging in MY underpants...

    Dumb as a rock!
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    ..or are you suggesting this imaginary boy can put his own penis up his own ass?

    Fucking lol.
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    Originally posted by Kawkasian

    If I'm asking her to help me fine a missing penis in underpants…I'm obviously talking about her helping me find mine by digging in MY underpants…

    Dumb as a rock!

    girls dont know what penises look like.
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny girls dont know what penises look like.

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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Your homo-ness towards boys is revealed.
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    Originally posted by Kawkasian Your homo-ness towards boys is revealed.

    says the one with butt fucking as the first choice

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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny says the one with butt fucking as the first choice


    Best contraception there is!

    Poor vinny, never had anal sex with a woman.

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    Originally posted by Kawkasian Best contraception there is!

    being gay sure is.

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