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    Originally posted by Sudo Imagine deliberately carpet bombing a refugee camp that you created on consecutive days then having the AUDACITY to victim position

    youre just now realizing this.

    its how j­ews have been acting for thousands of years...they only get worse
  2. #2
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Perfect. We'll blame their malfunction on the jedis, same way the jedis blame black malfunction on us.

    or...just use them for target practice or animal feed
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    Originally posted by aldra US refueling planes headed to the Red Sea; rumour is that the US is going to aid in israeli operations to bomb missile launch sites in Yemen

    i dont know how things are now but back when i was there in the 90s flying through all those assorted ADIZs and ridiculous NOTAMs was a riproaring cock grind...and that was the simple part. spamming countless tomahawks would be so much easier for mission planning purposes.

    yea... i was a lazy fuck back then too

    but seriously, mission planning back then sucked in ways impossible to describe...now that almost everyone and their goat-herding fourth cousin has sophisticated IADS i couldnt even imagine what a glitter-covered rectal ramrodded jamboree it would be now.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by A College Professor kiss me im jedi

    luke. i am your father

    whos your daddy

    no, seriously. the condom broke...it wasnt my fault
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Depends on the irritation…last night it was my eyes so I put some "cooling eyedrops" in them.

    If my ass is irritated I usually put icy hot on it and jerk off.

    KY jelly is more effective
  6. #6
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny with a reciprocating dildo

    with a turbo charger
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Lanny Sesame oil is dank, throw that shit in everything I say

    use KY jelly. you wont be so sore in the morning and the cleanup will be easier

    i gave your mother a 55-gallon drum of it...she keeps it in her bedroom closet next to the jackhammer dildo i gave her for valentines day
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