Abdul abdul what happened to you?

1. 2023-11-01 at 2:05 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   I fell in the water, the flour fell over and now I have to go home and take a shower.
2. 2023-11-01 at 2:15 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I read this to the tune of Jolene
3. 2023-11-01 at 4:11 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   It's from a joke I got told as a joke about some Asian who falls in some flour and then gets asked what happened to him by other colour challenged people and then he flips it round and says
   
   "I've only been white for five minutes and I'm sick of you fucking pakis"
   
   I got told it when I was 11 and its stuck with me since then.