His look of shock still makes me laugh to this day

1. 2023-10-29 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #1
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   About a year ago, I was running a small video game tournament in the small company I owned.
   
   The waitlist had a full list of 16 people, and it was fine, until one entitled parent ruined it for everyone. So we were starting up the games when a dad ran into the store with his son.
   
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   Dad: We’re here for the tournament. Me: Oh sorry, but the list is full. Dad: Well then, make some room. Me: I can’t do tha—
   
   Dad: Listen, I can get you fired with the push of a button.
   
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   Me: How? Dad: I have been friends with the CEO of this company for a long time. Me: Then call him. I watch him make a fake phone call then hang up. Because I know something he doesn’t know. Dad: He says you’re fired. Me: That's funny, considering I am the CEO.
   
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   His look of shock still makes me laugh to this day.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo, 
   • Meikai, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2023-10-29 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   The specifics of some of your posts are honestly amazing
   
   You paint such a vivid picture
   
   Whatever you're selling I'll buy it.
3. 2023-10-30 at 1:57 AM UTC

   #3
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   his look of INFINITE SHIOCK
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
4. 2023-10-30 at 2:15 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   We did it reddit.