God grant me the senility

1. 2023-10-27 at 10:30 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Instigator Space Nigga
   To remember the things I can't forget, the passive aggressiveness to be a whinging twat, and the narcissism to turn the other cheek
   
   Amen.
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2. 2023-10-27 at 10:48 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   kek
   
   my dad used to have a mug that said that (god grant me the serenity etc.) until he raged out and threw it at someone
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3. 2023-10-27 at 12:29 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   why would your dad believe in jesus
4. 2023-10-27 at 12:33 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I think someone gave it to him
5. 2023-10-27 at 12:42 PM UTC

   #5
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   when i see my peepuh exclaiming "oh my god" i keep correcting them with gods.
6. 2023-10-27 at 12:44 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   my aunts say 'oh my buddha'
   
   I think it started out ironic but doesn't really seem that way anymore
7. 2023-10-27 at 12:46 PM UTC

   #7
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   God grant me the serenety to crush all who oppose me and rule the world
   
   Amen
8. 2023-10-27 at 12:51 PM UTC

   #8
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra my aunts say 'oh my buddha'
   
   I think it started out ironic but doesn't really seem that way anymore

   
   genuine vietnamese worship chinese gods.
9. 2023-10-27 at 2:56 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny when i see my peepuh exclaiming "oh my god" i keep correcting them with gods.

   
   You should correct them to imaginary being.
10. 2023-10-28 at 9:12 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Instigator Space Nigga
    It works if you work it won't if you dont
    
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    I 100% do not miss those meetings.
11. 2023-10-28 at 1:59 PM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    surely you meant "forget the things i can't remember"
    
    did you get it right the first time, then forget what you were trying to do itt, and then edit it to say the sensible thing?
12. 2023-10-28 at 7:25 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Amen
    
    
13. 2023-10-29 at 9:22 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Instigator Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Meikai surely you meant "forget the things i can't remember"
    
    did you get it right the first time, then forget what you were trying to do itt, and then edit it to say the sensible thing?

    
    I was freestyling
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