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Road rage

  1. 2023-10-26 at 12:26 PM UTC
    #1
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Now I put my hands up and confess I'm quite the road rager myself...but this morning driving in to work a black guy in a stereotypical black SUV with blacked out windows took the biscuit.

    I'm in the left lane on 610 coming up on the Post Oak Blvd area which is always bumper to bumper traffic and I start to slow down because there is literally stand still traffic in front of me.... said nog turns his high beams on directly behind me as if I have any place to go in stand still 5 lane traffic.

    Being a rager myself when the car in front finally moves about 12ft forward I just sit there "to teach the nog a valuable lesson!" He starts flashing his lights again and honking his horn. I evaluate the 12ft gap and decide to remain in a state of motionless.

    Quick as a flash he switching to the shoulder in an attempt to quickly pass by me illegally and fill the 12ft gap...of course I was ready for this and pulled forward so he was trapped on the shoulder.

    He rolls his passenger window down so I roll mine down and say to him "Where the fuck do you think you're going?" he responds with a string of nigga talk and insults and then "scarily" revs his engine at me.

    Traffic still isn't moving so he starts driving down the shoulder and out of my sight...about 5 mins later I pass him still on the shoulder...with a cop car pulled up behind him lights flashing.

    FUCKING LOL I thought to myself.
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  2. 2023-10-26 at 12:29 PM UTC
    #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Were you STRAPPED had he exited his vehicle and approached you with a crowbar?
  3. 2023-10-26 at 12:30 PM UTC
    #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Upon seeing him pulled over I would've definitely made it a point to stop and flip him off while laughing hysterically, making sure he saw me doing it.
  4. 2023-10-26 at 12:34 PM UTC
    #4
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Were you STRAPPED had he exited his vehicle and approached you with a crowbar?

    No, but I have a "nigga stick" which is a heavy metal bar about 2ft long, 1 inch wide and about 1/4 inch thick I keep behind my seat. Not sure what metal it is but it's really heavy and would easily knock someone out with the first blow.

    Of course him being a Nigerian type fellow he'd probably have a gat rather than a crowbar and so my nigga stick wouldn't be much use. Road rage shootings on the Houston freeways are not that uncommon.

    Ex-wife #2 said I'm going to get shot one day if I continue to be an asshole.
  5. 2023-10-26 at 12:37 PM UTC
    #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You could get a can of bear mace and just look for any excuse to use it. Sometimes when I'm bored I'll go to youtube to watch people who got maced during altercations and it's always funny.
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  6. 2023-10-26 at 12:37 PM UTC
    #6
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nigs gonna Nog
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  7. 2023-10-26 at 12:38 PM UTC
    #7
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Thanks for the youtube tip.
  8. 2023-10-26 at 12:39 PM UTC
    #8
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Nigs gonna Nog

    So young and yet so wise.
  9. 2023-10-26 at 12:45 PM UTC
    #9
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Bro you live in Houston, you should always be carrying. Even on trips to ALDI. lol

    Just joking about ALDI but not carrying.
  10. 2023-10-26 at 12:49 PM UTC
    #10
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jerryb Bro you live in Houston, you should always be carrying. Even on trips to ALDI. lol

    Just joking about ALDI but not carrying.

    I need to get a better holster...the one I currently have sits inside my belt line and chafes my delicate skin.
  11. 2023-10-26 at 12:55 PM UTC
    #11
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian I need to get a better holster…the one I currently have sits inside my belt line and chafes my delicate skin.

    Yeah you need to get on it, Houston a fairly rough place. I wouldn't even drive thru Memphis without a gun right next to me. lol

    Lucky TN a wide state and I live on the other side. People on the road fucking crazy these days even here.
  12. 2023-10-26 at 12:55 PM UTC
    #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Nigs gonna Nog

    yessir

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  13. 2023-10-26 at 12:57 PM UTC
    #13
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Wiggers gonna wig
  14. 2023-10-26 at 12:58 PM UTC
    #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *wog
  15. 2023-10-26 at 12:59 PM UTC
    #15
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    My bad
  16. 2023-10-26 at 1:02 PM UTC
    #16
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    doing a road asshole isnt the same as doing a road rage
  17. 2023-10-26 at 1:03 PM UTC
    #17
    jerryb African Astronaut
    That was pretty stupid on both parties. I would have just backed off, don't really want to kill anyone or spend a shitload of money on a lawyer.
  18. 2023-10-26 at 1:05 PM UTC
    #18
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    I have USlawshield insurance...it's covered.

    https://www.uslawshield.com/
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  19. 2023-10-26 at 1:06 PM UTC
    #19
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    passive agressive behavior is a feminine trait
  20. 2023-10-26 at 1:07 PM UTC
    #20
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny passive agressive behavior is a feminine trait

    Agreed, that blacky probably washed his/her own dishes too.
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