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  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    a 17 yr oldon left net to me and her 18 yr old friend further elft at the pub me and star trek kicked it at:

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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Wariat a 17 yr oldon left net to me and her 18 yr old friend further elft at the pub me and star trek kicked it at:


    I ACTUALLY BURSTED OUT LAUGHING OUT LOUD AT THIS ONE HOLY FUCK
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    fucking potato head ass nigga
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    y b,ocked me ir one o them who added me for no reason and like always the other one promised but didnt add me. they just got free booze off me and treated me like a simp like a beta i always am. this was at the same pub me and star trek hung out st as they dont vheck ids there for ordering drinks. next time ill remember everytime a girl says oh ill get it later your contact from the friend it means she never will and ill insist guys ill rucking insist no youg et it now or i domt even want it or give me back the beers motherfuvka.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    why is it im always treated this way by the younger generation at least here in poland? like a pure simp?
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i should have been jsut up front with them and said i wanna sepnd the night with two of you. how much will it vost. but for some reaosn i never have the balls to ask. star trek would you have been able to ask in such a acenario at the pub?
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Because you keep falling for it nigga...stop buying drinks and buy vagina instead.
  8. #8
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    but how to offer it? like girls your not sure are hookers or would do thwt or not.
  9. #9
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat but how to offer it? like girls your not sure are hookers or would do thwt or not.

    You offer it...if they are not up for it they'll say no and you don't have to waste any more time or money on them...buying them drinks all night hoping they might say yes later is dumb.

    Picking up ass is simply a case of the numbers...waste 4hrs fucking around with 2 or in that time ask 30 if they are up for some fun...do the math Nigel.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Yea but you risk them taking money up front wnd not coming up or risk them not wwntint to do shit sexually besides gry bone sex or also them charing way too much.
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat Yea but you risk them taking money up front wnd not coming up or risk them not wwntint to do shit sexually besides gry bone sex or also them charing way too much.

    You don't pay upfront, you pay when she's in your room and ready for action.

    Everything has an element of risk though...wasting your whole evening on 1 or 2 whores just milking you for drinks is guaranteed a waste of time...of course they are gonna take advantage of anyone plying them with drinks.

    Women going to the bar with no money knowing they'll get drinks bought for them all night long isn't a new thing...if they are up for sex for money they'll say yes when you ask...not "No but buy me drinks all night and I'll think about it"...
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    This one time (at band camp) I picked up this tasty piece of ass in The Hop, didn't buy her any drinks...she was all over me straight away...I told her lets go to my place and she said "ok but I've got to call my husband first to tell him I wont be coming home"...then she says "I'm tired of that disabled motherfucker, he's in a wheelchair, I don't need that shit anymore"

    She said "Stay here while I go to the restroom and call him, you promise you'll stay here?" I said yes.

    I felt bad for the dude so left...wtf.
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  13. #13
    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    The point there being if they're up for it they're up for it...they don't go to pickup bars for relaxation and interesting conversation

    They are there looking for hookups or saps they can get free drinks/drugs off all night.
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Wariat y b,ocked me ir one o them who added me for no reason and like always the other one promised but didnt add me. they just got free booze off me and treated me like a simp like a beta i always am. this was at the same pub me and star trek hung out st as they dont vheck ids there for ordering drinks. next time ill remember everytime a girl says oh ill get it later your contact from the friend it means she never will and ill insist guys ill rucking insist no youg et it now or i domt even want it or give me back the beers motherfuvka.



    Originally posted by Wariat why is it im always treated this way by the younger generation at least here in poland? like a pure simp?

    cuz u got a potato head
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    youre doing it right just keep buying these types of girls any drinks they want for as long as they want. don't ever offer them money for sex or they'll think you're creepy and won't do it. Just buy them drinks and believe everything they tell you.
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  16. #16
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    it's the potato head i'm telling you fuys
  17. #17
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    By buying them drinks im also spending time with them and gettint to k ow them and hołubi theyll like me my personalistycznej and looks wnd ill gore on them and theyll get horny latwr wt the wnd of the night.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    exactly. the ore drinks you buy them, the more they'll know how great of a guy you are and really just enjoy your personality on a genuine level, then they'll do anything you want later on in the night especially if you just give them your number and tell them to call you later that night and then you leave them alone for a little bit
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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Wariat By buying them drinks im also spending time with them and gettint to k ow them and hołubi theyll like me my personalistycznej and looks wnd ill gore on them and theyll get horny latwr wt the wnd of the night.

    lol you're such an autistic retard

    I've never bought a girl a drink in my entire life. I will buy an entire bottle and give them more drugs they could handle if they come back home with me but im not hanging out at some gay club. You will never seduce a slut that way you fucking tard maybe stop trying to meet retards at club adn you won't get scammed retard find better quality girls instead of blaming your entire city/country if you can't find one whore to fuck that is your problem.

    If I was there I would probably be married by now.
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