Banana Bread

1. 2023-10-23 at 7:59 PM UTC

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   Kawkasian African Astronaut
   Last Thursday as I was getting home a black neighbor stopped me and said "Do you want some bananas, I've got like 3 crates of them...I've been giving them away to all the neighbors"
   
   I said in my "black talk": "mmm MMMM mmmmm, I love me some bananas". Anyway she gave me about 15, they were overripe to the point while carrying them several fell off their stalks onto the floor so I kicked those into the bushes. I ended up with about 10 over ripe nanas...I peeled them an dput them in a ziplock bag with the intent to make banananananana bread with them at the weekend.
   
   WELL THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY and here's the results, fooooking delicious if I say so yourself.
   
   
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   • maddie
2. 2023-10-23 at 8:05 PM UTC

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   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   didn't even make it in a air fryer WHAT A JOKE
3. 2023-10-23 at 8:18 PM UTC

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   Kawkasian African Astronaut
   Jealousy be thy name
4. 2023-10-23 at 8:21 PM UTC

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   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   you did use crushed walnuts at least?
5. 2023-10-23 at 8:33 PM UTC

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   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by totse2118 you did use crushed walnuts at least?

   
   It's banana bread NOT banana and nut bread.
   
   Remain in an establishment of further education minor.
6. 2023-10-23 at 8:35 PM UTC

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   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]

   Originally posted by Kawkasian It's banana bread NOT banana and nut bread.
   
   Remain in an establishment of further education minor.

   
   aka amateur hour. Pay no mind to this disgusting abomination folx HE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT RIGHT
   
   there is no such thing as Banana Nut bread, you simply just made it wrong and were too lazy to go out and buy a $1 bag of chopped nuts
   
   
   did you also skip the egg and vanilla OH ITS NOT EGG AND VANILLA BANANA BREAD skip the flour ITS NOT FLOWER EGG BREAD ITS SUPPOSED TO BE MADE WITH BANANA FLOUR YOU FUCKING MORON
7. 2023-10-23 at 8:37 PM UTC

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   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by totse2118 there is no such thing as Banana Nut bread

   
   Literally 10,000 recipes for it.
   
   https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/banana-nut-bread
   
   
   
   Banana bread just has bananas in it...if it has nuts it's banana nut bread.
8. 2023-10-23 at 8:37 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   i love bqanaana bred i ma monkie
9. 2023-10-23 at 8:39 PM UTC

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   Kawkasian African Astronaut
   Ingredients
   
   2 cups all-purpose flour
   
   1 teaspoon baking soda
   
   ¼ teaspoon salt
   
   ¾ cup brown sugar
   
   ½ cup butter
   
   2 eggs, beaten
   
   2 ⅓ cups mashed overripe bananas
   
   https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/20144/banana-banana-bread/
   
   No nuts (like you)
   No vanilla (unlike you)
   
   
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   • Meikai
10. 2023-10-23 at 8:41 PM UTC

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    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kawkasian No nuts (like you)
    No vanilla (unlike you)
    
    

    
    FUCKING LOOOOOOOL
    
    (If I say so myself)
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    • Meikai
11. 2023-10-23 at 8:56 PM UTC

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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    seriously though folx i'm curious what happened if you used 100% Banana to make a banana bread
    
    
12. 2023-10-23 at 8:58 PM UTC

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    Kawkasian African Astronaut
    You OD on Potassium
13. 2023-10-23 at 8:59 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Kawkasian Ingredients
    
    2 cups all-purpose flour
    
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    
    ¼ teaspoon salt
    
    ¾ cup brown sugar
    
    ½ cup butter
    
    2 eggs, beaten
    
    2 ⅓ cups mashed overripe bananas
    
    https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/20144/banana-banana-bread/
    
    No nuts (like you)
    No vanilla (unlike you)
    
    

    
    I made this recipe except I used almond powder for all purpose and baking powder instead of baking soda and pepper instead of salt and white sugar instead of brown sugar and margarine instead of butter and egg whites instead of eggs
    
    Came out DELICIUOUS
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    • A College Professor
14. 2023-10-24 at 12:11 AM UTC

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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    
    
    
    Looks pretty tasty…now how’s about a good zucchini bread recipe!