2016-06-13 at 3:03 PM UTC
My dad's a prick history teacher during the day and a drunk that watches John Wayne movies at night. He'll wake up hungover make and omelet and yell at the liberals on Fox news like a douch. He drinks whiskey and Pepsi ..munches on cheetos and this chip dip made out of fatty cheese and greasy hamburger yet thinks smoking pot is like meth. He chews tobaccoo and has hundreds of guns some of which are illegal. its like a small armory...anyways ive found myself having this craving to hoard guns every morning i wake look at my facebook and complain like a grumpy old man..i feel slight characteristics of my father coming in
2016-06-13 at 5:17 PM UTC
Your dad sounds like a cool Guy except for the no drugs thing
2016-06-14 at 12:28 AM UTC
"yell at the liberals on Fox news"
¿Qué?