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1. 2023-10-20 at 4 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by mmQ More insignifxant forum drama to detract from the fact that Royal Liquors closes at midnight instead of 2am

   
   Midnight? Shit, it's 8 here and those lazy fucks don't even bother to open on Sunday. Bible belt sux
2. 2023-10-20 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #22
   

   totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
   rip grils
3. 2023-10-20 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #23
   

   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny Midnight? Shit, it's 8 here and those lazy fucks don't even bother to open on Sunday. Bible belt sux

   
   Kinda a thing of the past but bootleggers use to be open about 24/7 in belt buckle here. Today most folks prefer pills or weed. Bootlegger families turned to growing weed to keep with the times.
4. 2023-10-20 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #24
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Lanny Midnight? Shit, it's 8 here and those lazy fucks don't even bother to open on Sunday. Bible belt sux

   
   I think most here are 8am-10pm or so and I think can't open until 10am on Sunday. So you're right I suppose we do have it good in that regard. I generally plan ahead well enough these days to where it isn't an issue either way, but just happened to NEEEEEED some more beers at around midnight last Saturday to keep the party going and went to the one standby near me that has always been open 8am-2am 7 days a week, only to get there at 12:07, horribly confused at all the lights being out.
   
   Fortunately I had access to some secret beers from a secret place that I use as a last resort.
5. 2023-10-20 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by jerryb Kinda a thing of the past but bootleggers use to be open about 24/7 in belt buckle here. Today most folks prefer pills or weed. Bootlegger families turned to growing weed to keep with the times.

   
   I need to find a bootlegging family near me where do I start?
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6. 2023-10-20 at 6:56 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Kawkasian African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I need to find a bootlegging family near me where do I start?

   
   The beginning is always a great place to start.
7. 2023-10-20 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm already somewhere closer to the middle and I don't feel like turning around.
8. 2023-10-20 at 7:09 PM UTC

   #28
   

   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I need to find a bootlegging family near me where do I start?

   
   LOL those days over. I can still find moonshine but it ain't cheap, kinda like a luxury item now.
9. 2023-10-20 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Bradley Folks Cigreting was a man of a lean 399lb, standing at a looming 5'3 he enjoyed such things as preservatives, smoking non menthol cigarettes, and a pick up truck.
   
   He will be most remembered for fukin ur gramps n his homo erotic fascination with Grylls.
   
   He was also one of my favorite posters and a lifelong member of the republican party.
   
   197x-2023

   
   How did he die?
10. 2023-10-20 at 8:51 PM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mashlehash How did he die?

    
    broken heart
11. 2023-10-20 at 9:31 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    really?
12. 2023-10-20 at 9:31 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Kawkasian African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jerryb LOL those days over. I can still find moonshine but it ain't cheap, kinda like a luxury item now.

    
    It all went commercial. My local Specs liquor has lots of different flavors and types
    
    
    
    
    
13. 2023-10-20 at 11:19 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Kawkasian It all went commercial. My local Specs liquor has lots of different flavors and types
    
    
    
    
    

    
    Are these things actually any good? I always assumed it's some weak ass pussy shit if it wasn't made in a poorly sanitized bathtub in a cornfield somewhere.
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14. 2023-10-21 at 12:47 AM UTC

    #34
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    > 35%
    > moonshine
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15. 2023-10-21 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by aldra > 35%
    > moonshine

    
    "legal moonshine" is wack like that. tasty af tho, and no risk of going blind, so that's a plus.
16. 2023-10-21 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #36
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah but is it even moonshine if it can't blind you? that's just small batch spirits wearing the nose and glasses 'disguise'
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17. 2023-10-21 at 1:33 AM UTC

    #37
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    you need to nasty like a noodle., every single day until you're done
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18. 2023-10-21 at 3:55 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    The blindness enhances the flavor. Like an alcoholic daredevil
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19. 2023-10-21 at 4:14 PM UTC

    #39
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    the blindness hides the vasoconstriction induced blood blister infections from slamming propylhexedrine
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    • mmQ
20. 2023-10-21 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #40
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by Lanny Bible belt sux

    
    but they have the best slutz in the whole country